Today was the official signing day for incoming college football players to sign their letters of intent and commit to Universities. Outside of the usual 17 or 18 year old kid sitting at a table and putting on the hat of the team he has picked to carry on his education, on live TV, we also got a insane look at some of the names parents chose for their sons. Some were interesting spelling choices of traditional names while others seem like parents might have just reaching in to a bag of Scrabble letters and said ‘here we’ll name him this.” All of these would fit perfectly in to a Key and Peele sketch.
Offense
- Devonaire Clarrington – TE (Texas)
- Chico McClatcher – WR (Washinton)
- Ja’Mycal Hasty – RB (Baylor)
- Shaquery Wilson – ATH (Georgia)
- Chuma Edoga – OT (USC)
- Equanimeous St Brown – WR (Notre Dame)
- DeSherrius Flowers – ATH (Alabama)
- Natereace Strong – RB (Missouri)
- Soso Jamabo – ATH (UCLA)
- Kavontae Turpin – WR (Tennessee)
- Aca’Cedric Ware – RB (USC)
- Ray-Ray McCloud – WR (Clemson)
- Keke Coutee – WR (Texas Tech)
- Montekiai Langi – OL (BYU)
* just want to add that Langi is 6’7” 410 lbs
Defense
- Kerryon Johnson – ATH (Auburn)
- Neville Gallimore – DT (Oklahoma)
- Minkah Fitzpatrick – ATH (Alabama)
- Shy Tuttle – DL (Tennessee)
- Quandeski Whitlow – DE (South Carolina)
- Da’Ron Payne – DE (Alabama)
- Daytrieon Dean – DL (Arkansas)
- Hjalte Froholdt – DT (Arkansas)
- LaSamuel Davis – DL(Clemson)
- Du’Vonta Lampkin – DT (Texas)
- Mirko Jurkovic – DL (Ohio St)
- Dre’Mont Jones – DL (Ohio St)
Congrats to all these young men on making their dreams come true today. Here’s hoping they all become the next Tom Brady or Marshawn Lynch and not Ryan Leaf or Jamarcus Russell.
