Monday Morning 12 Pack: It might be late but it's still morning!

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mm12p2Blame it on the Oscars…Blame it on East Bound and Down…Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.  I completely forgot to post the 12 banger this morning.  If it wasn’t for the lovely Blythe at reminding me that it isn’t a 12 pack if I don’t do my part, you would have been left with just a 6 pack…and a 6 pack is never enough for anyone.

So, we had a lot of stuff going on this weekend, both in sports and in entertainment.  There was a race too..well there was supposed to be a race.  I tried for 6+ years to like NASCAR, but I can’t do it.  I don’t get it and I don’t sleep with my sister, and those are two pre-req’s to be a racing fan.

Juuuuuuuuust kidding!


The NBA All-Star game is stupid…
I would rather watch Janet Reno at a bikini car wash than watch the NBA All-Star game, but when one superstar breaks another superstars nose, I am intrigued to say the least.

The Oscars were last night and Angelia Jolie looked…
Like she should be a grandma in Twilight. That’s the nicest way I can put it.  Eight years ago, she was banging but as of late she is looking more like skeletor

.  The high slit in her skirt was a little uncalled for and the way she showed her right leg was dumb to say the least.  Almost as dumb as the Twitter account it now has

Being on Carl’s Jr. advertising campaign team…
Has got to be the best job in the world.  First we got Audrina going H.A.M. on a sammy, now we get Kate Upton eating a sandwich that apparently gives you an orgasm.

Another highlight from the Oscars…
Was Sacha Baren Cohen coming dressed as “The Dictator” and carrying the “ashes” of his beloved friend, Kim Jong Il.  What he did with said ashes was pretty funny.  What isn’t funny is that Kim Jong Il’s crazy ass son is running North Korea now and loves nuclear weapons and I am sure he didn’t find it as funny.  That is assuming you are allowed to watch TV in North Korea.

The NFL Combine had a pretty soild weekend…
Here are the winners and losers as chosen by the Bleacher Report.  Can’t really argue with them.  Pretty good analysis.

Einhorn (Sean Young) got cuffed and stuffed last night after slapping a guard at an after party.  Apparently you need a ticket to get into the Governors Ball.  Who knew? Sidebar: I always found in weird that she played a man-woman in Ace Ventura and that her first name was Sean…you know how confusing that is to a 12 year old?

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