Morning Coffee: Kitty Lea, MLB May Suspend A-Rod and Braun & a Real Life Nancy Botwin

London import Kitty Lea doesn’t suck // Jessica Lowndes has a serious addiction…to lingerie // Crystal Palace FC Cheerleaders are excited to join the EPL…and Jags cheerleaders are beat // Porn stars kissing at the Miami Heat game is worth a look // Jennifer Love Hewitt is now preggers and engaged //

A-Rod and Ryan Braun may both face suspensions for PED use // Ohio State’s Gordon Gee can’t find a big enough shoe horn, will resign at Ohio State // The man who coined the term sack, Deacon Jones, has passed away // Did the Atlanta Hawks tamper with Chris Paul and Dwight Howard? // NFL wants London to host three games per year..barf. //Lindsay Vonn had to take an impromptu drug test at a fashion gala //

Do not interrupt the First Lady // A real life Nancy Botwin from Weeds was arrested after found to be growing millions of dollars in marijuana at a warehouse // One of those stories where you have no reaction because duh // Miguel was told not to jump over the crowd // Michael Douglas’ publicist claims he was misquoted, but reading back it doesn’t seem that way // Apparently Brazil thought their “Happy being a prostitute” campaign was a little much // Speaking of hoes, a gaggle of them beat down a woman who they thought was trying to turn tricks on their turf //

Four minutes super cut of Russian dashboard cameras via The Nosebleeds

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAaW_1FzYg

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