Morning Coffee: Nicci Pisarri, Bulls Shock The Heat, Cleveland Man Rescues Girl That Had Been Missing for 10 Years & Pacquiao Set to Fight in November

Nicci Pisarri //  Kate Upton at the Met Gala, frumpy? // Susie Sanchez is almost 40, hot and trying to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader // Emmanuelle Chriqui might be giving Kelly Brook a run for best Instagram account //

Joel Peralta pitching in slow mo shows just how awful pitching is for your elbow // Nick Saban’s pile of bricks is on the market for just a shade under $11M // The Bulls shocked The Heat last night // Mark Reynolds got hit near the head last night, two at bats later he hit a moon shot with an epic stare down // I will miss Faith Hill’s legs introducing me to Sunday Night Football, but I think we can make due with Carrie Underwood’s getaway sticks // Otis Nixon is a scary dude // Manny Pacquiao has finally collected himself and will fight in China // Kind of sucks when your CEO doesn’t believe in the team //

Amanda Bynes reveals she had plastic surgery // Cleveland man rescues girls missing for over a decade, delivers epic interview // Here’s is your daily dose of irony // Holly Madison had a kid six weeks ago, already banging in a bikini again // Acts have been announced for the Austin City Limits Festival this fall // Today in “headlines that make you say no shit” // This man should fear for his life //

This kid deserves to get the shit kicked out of him over and over and over again via Guyism

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZG5ShunIFI

Who’s side do you take? The kid or the cop? via @ChetBuchanan

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pSasFQIyH8

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