Awesomeness

And the Winner is…

By Dan DiLoreto | March 23, 2009

This is a sad day for me. I thought that Thunder Nation was better than this. In one of the most epic battles in recent memory, Thin Mints took down the delicious Carmel De Lites. Yes, Thin Mints did win but I will never consider Carmel De Lites a loser in any category ever. As…

COUGAR MADNESS: ROUND 2!!

By Dan DiLoreto | March 21, 2009

Even though there were no overtime thrillers in the first round, there were still plenty of upsets. The biggest of all had to come in the South region when underdog #12 seed Famke Janneson took down the powerful #5 seed Daisy Fuentes. Another surprise to us all was when the #11 seed Michelle Pfieffer smacked…

COUGAR MADNESS

By Dan DiLoreto | March 15, 2009

Welcome to the first annual Thunder Treats Cougar Madness. SoCalShredder and I spent a lot of time coming up with these women that make up the bracket, so I hope you enjoy it. If you don’t enjoy it, keep it to yourself. Click on the bracket above to enlarge it. Feel free to print it…

Fantasy Four Game 2

By Dan DiLoreto | March 14, 2009

For all those who read about the first semi-final of the Thunder Treats Fantasy Four, here is the much anticipated second game of that Tournament. Game 2 The One & Only (This squad is made up of guys who I doubt share their name with anyone else on this planet). The squad starts with a…

Move Over Pete Rose, ThunderTreats Joins the 3000 Hits Club

By Dan DiLoreto | March 12, 2009

ThunderTreats surpassed another milestone in stride this week by breaking the 3000 hits mark. The ingenious writers have been grabbing the attention of readers worldwide over the last few weeks. ThunderTreats is the best thing since pockets. Sky is the limit for this crew. To celebrate our 3000 hits and with spring training kicking off,…

I'm Bo Yo

By Dan DiLoreto | March 10, 2009

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c&hl=en&fs=1]If you haven’t heard of Bo Burnham then I suggest you youtube him and get familiar. I first heard of Bo from a big, hairy Lebanese kid from South Cakalaka. Bo is often times ruthless, politically incorrect and downright rude. So what’s there not to love? He raps on his self describing “Im Bo Yo”…

And the Winner Is…

By Dan DiLoreto | March 9, 2009

Manny Ramirez is winner of this weeks poll for Thunder Treats Enemy of the Month. He received this title because he was such a D-bag during negotiations with the Dodgers. He wasn’t alone in his endeavour to get overpaid though. His superagent/super shithead Scott Boras was the mastermind behind him holding out. After virtually every…

THE FANTASY FOUR

By Dan DiLoreto | March 6, 2009

It is almost NCAA Tournament Time and I thank Uncle Buck for Tourney preview. But who wants to talk about the real tournament when we can talk about the fantasy four that I came up with. I have decided to put together a mini tournament of my own. I sat down and started thinking about…

The Kid

By Dan DiLoreto | March 2, 2009

For those of you who have ridden the Thunder Train for nearly its whole ride then you may remember NHL 93, one of my first posts for TT. When I presented NHL 93 to the world I caught plenty of heat from Super Nintendo players. Although a Sega Genesis owner I am in no way…

And the Winner is…

By Dan DiLoreto | March 2, 2009

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqBFhF4haXM&hl=en&fs=1] This weeks winner is Jack Parkman from Major League 2. I know that the poll says its a three way tie, but Donk was supposed to cast his vote and since he hates reading Thunder Treats more than someone rearranging his pillows, he didn’t. So Jack Parkman is our winner. Traded from Chicago to…

Shorty With The Dumps of The Month : MARCH

By Dan DiLoreto | March 1, 2009

I’m proud to present Shannon as ThunderTreats first official Shorty with the Dumps of the Month. She is a south Florida girl that fits the definition perfectly. She has more than average size buttocks and is likely to drop it like it’s hot at any moment. The idea came from TT’s very own Snake-isms. Each…

If I had a $120 million dollars…

By Dan DiLoreto | February 20, 2009

Most of my days as of late have consisted of talking with SoCalShredder about what to do with the money we are going to win on Mega Millions. We can thank the tanking economy for that one. After numerous, long conversations, we have come to the decision that the smartest and most awesome way to…

A Night to Remember

By Dan DiLoreto | February 18, 2009

In 1974 the Cleveland Indians were struggling on the field and to get fans in the seats, what a surprise, right? For those of you who remember Municipal Stadium, it was not petite by any means. With profits slumping, The Tribe came up with the great idea of 10-cent beer night. Also, the organization and…

The Price is Right!

By Dan DiLoreto | February 17, 2009

When we were growing up, there was a staple in every child’s life. That staple was The Price is Right. I can remember watching it with my grandparents after they picked me up from preschool. It was one of the only things that could make anyone feel better when they stayed home sick from school…

And the Winner is…

By Dan DiLoreto | February 16, 2009

This weeks winner is actually a loser. A big one. Chris Brown assaulted Rihanna last week after the two attended a pre-grammys party. I don’t care if Rihanna told him that his hair was nappy and his dance moves were like that of an uncomfortable 12 year old at his first school dance, there is…