Remember Kennedy?! She was the glasses wearing nerd on MTV when they used to play music videos. Basically, if you are under the age of 24 right now, you probably don’t remember a time like that at MTV. Now a days, the former MTV VJ is making serious claims in her new book, “The Kennedy Chronicles”, that involve one of sports biggest icons. Also, she is way better looking now than she was back in the day.
In Kennedy’s new book, she claims that while having dinner with Michael Jordan and Russell Simmons at the Bowery in New York City, a dice game broke out. Not really hard to believe since we all know what a gambler Michael Jordan was/is. After playing for a while, Kennedy claimed Jordan said it was “time to play for something” and said “if I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight”.
She asked for Knicks tickets instead because she was freaked out because she was a virgin and afraid Jordan would “eviscerate me from the inside out”.
Wonder why?*
At the sight of seeing Kennedy uneasy, Jordan reminded Kennedy that he had a wife and offered up Nets tickets instead.
She writes, “Sure, he’ll filet my vag like a sea bass if he won at dice on a men’s room floor, but as soon as I want basketball tickets he’s a Promise Keeper? Whatevs.”
I can’t even begin to tell you what that means, but I kind of want to read this book now.**
Well played, Kennedy.
For what it’s worth, she won the dice game anyway.
Also, can I just say how far MTV has fallen? The VJ’s they used to have for MTV News, The Grind, TRL, etc. were bonafide celebrities. No matter how big of a douche bag Carson Daly was, you can’t deny that. Same goes for Kennedy. She was a frumpy geek, but since she was on MTV when it was the hottest thing going, she was having dinner with MICHAEL JORDAN and RUSSELL SIMMONS. Now a days, the personalities on MTV have to make their own porno’s to get to the point where Kennedy was.
*Sarcasm.
**Half serious.
