Spence, co-host of Chet Buchanan and the Morning Zoo on 98.5 KLUC in Las Vegas, is back with one of his best parodies to date. He always does a fantastic job with them, but the lyrics in this parody of OMI’s “Cheerleader” are what really got me.
Puts the sex in sexagenarian
in a blue vest
by the exit she is stationed yeah yeah
Has arthritis in her shoulder
but I’ve always liked ’em older
She tells me her hip is mending
and I look like her grandson
Her hair’s grey
Calls me sweetie
Has the diabetes
She always checks my receipt
Before I go, that’s what she does
Oh I think I’m in love with a Walmart greeter
I just want to make her soup and feed her
Oh I think I’m in love with a Walmart greeter
Her name’s Doris. She’s a sexy senior
She’s a GILF without question
Baby, did I mention she doesn’t know who Taylor Swift is or One Direction
She voted for Lincoln in both of his elections
When I’m through with her she’ll push that Life Alert button
Oh I think I’m in love with a Walmart greeter
I just want to make her soup and feed her
Oh I think I’m in love with a Walmart greeter
Her name’s Doris. She’s a sexy senior
