Over 200 birds found dead in South Dakota, US Government claims responsibility

deadbirdAnother report of mass animal death has surfaced, this time in Yankton, South Dakota, where more than 200 Starling birds were found dead. Fortunately in this situation, there is a logical explanation for the deaths of these birds…The government did it.

This is one of those situations where you go “Ohhhh, oka—wait—what?”.


I shit you not, the USDA called the Yankton police to inform them that the genocide of these birds was their doing. They claimed they had poisoned the birds 10 miles away where they had been deficating on the feed at a farm. Obviously shitting on the feed was a threat to not only the animals awaiting being butchered, but the also to the people who would be consuming said animal. The USDA also assured the police department that the poisoned birds did not pose a threat to humans or animals. I find that one hard to believe.

So for the umpteenth time in the past few weeks we have been informed of a mass death of an animal. Birds in the South and along the eastern seaboard have been dropping like flies, 200 cows dead in Wisconsin and various states are reporting mass fish deaths. What I don’t understand is why the person behind this hasn’t been arrested. Isn’t it obvious who’s fault this is? And, NO, it isn’t the USDA…

It’s M. Night Shyamalan. Think about it. What M or Night or Shyamalamadingdong is doing is just creating his next movie. Of course there has to be a twist right? You know what the twist is? WE are the actors. Leave it to Night to find a way to make a movie without having to pay for it…

Of course this could be way off. The alternative explanation would be that the Mayans may have been on to something…


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