So yes. This actually happened last night. Justin Bieber attempted to pull off the Vanilla Ice meets Bobby Brown meets Kris Kross meets idiot while sitting court side during game seven of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers. I was not watching the game, but instead got an influx of texts and tweets telling me I had to see what our perennial “Douche Bag of the Week” was wearing during the game.
Justin Bieber did not disappoint.
Below are some of the best tweets I saw in regards to the cow this young man was wearing. Some of them are on point.
If you’re annoyed that Justin Bieber is wearing a Miami Heat hat then you’ve already lost. Where is the outrage over his leather blouse?
— DudeYouCrazy.net (@DudeYouCrazy) June 4, 2013
. @justinbieber wearing a leather shirt & a Miami Heat hat is the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen and I once saw a group dudes in Ed Hardy.
— bryan von (@alifeinwords) June 4, 2013
@justinbieber looks like a baby Ja Rule at the @miamiheat game.
— Daniel Herzog (@therealDherz) June 4, 2013
“@msgenae: @lakersspin @cesarjtobar @nbaontnt @miamiheat @justinbieber. Who the hell dressed him?!?” Someone who says “yes homo” probably
— LakersSpin (@LakersSpin) June 4, 2013
Justin Bieber balling hard with his Miami Heat hat, glossy lips at Game 7 bit.ly/10N2B1P
— Larry Brown (@LBSports) June 4, 2013
Think the mayor of the nation’s largest city smoking crack embarrassed Canadians? Nothing compared to this photo… …glead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/upl…
— Martin Cizmar (@martincizmar) June 4, 2013
Every guy needs at least one friend who is not on the payroll who can say, hey fella – don’t wear lip gloss to the Heat game. #Biebs
— Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) June 4, 2013
Dear @nbaontnt: you’re going to get Justin Bieber killed if you keep showing him. The blood is on your hands.
— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) June 4, 2013
I wonder if Justin Bieber has matching Miami Heat panties on too
— Evil Mike Tomlin (@EvilMikeTomlin) June 4, 2013
The Force is not strong with Justin Bieber twitter.com/DepressedDarth…
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) June 4, 2013
Justin Bieber looks like Toad from Mario Kart with that hat on… twitter.com/MGantert_11/st…
— Mike Gantert (@MGantert_11) June 4, 2013
This seems like a good time to remind the world that Justin Bieber is CANADIAN.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) June 4, 2013
It’s nice to know money hasn’t changed Justin Bieber.
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) June 4, 2013
Justin Bieber swear he Vanilla Ice.
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) June 4, 2013
Somewhere in the 1980s a gay black man just realized that the missing chunk of his pleather couch is currently being worn by Justin Bieber.
— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) June 4, 2013
Justin Bieber dresses like a divorced dad making a last-ditch effort to connect with his teenage son.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) June 4, 2013
Justin Bieber isn’t a bandwagon fan or anything…(via @nicekicks) twitter.com/MySportsLegion…
— NBA Legion (@MySportsLegion) June 4, 2013
The Heat are the Justin Bieber of the NBA. They have Millions of fans yet none have had their balls drop or first menstruation yet.
— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) June 4, 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Bieber—-a fan of literally every great sports team. twitter.com/guyism/status/…
— Official Guyism.com (@guyism) June 4, 2013
who wore it better justin bieber or this leather sofa twitter.com/aguywithnolife…
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) June 4, 2013
I wish I was Justin Bieber. Then, I could legally kick myself repeatedly in the face.
— george chuter (@george_chuter) June 4, 2013
