McDonald’s New Hamburglar Probably Kidnaps Children

For some unknown reason, McDonald’s has introduced a new Hamburglar character and shit got too real, too fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbBP5KxrNNg

Look at this dude. Remember that van that your parents warned you about when you were a kid? The one with no windows that just trolled neighborhoods looking for kids? You remember it. Well, it seems McDonald’s has found the driver of that van.

Seriously, he looks like the unwanted, adopted brother of the Lone Ranger.

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