Humor

PGA Tour Golfer Ben Crane Shares Workout Tips

By Dan DiLoreto | November 3, 2010

To be a professional athlete means you have to be in peak physical condition.  You have to be the master of your body because your body is your golden ticket.  No one understands that better than professional golfer Ben Crane.  Crane recently won the inaugural CIMB Asia Pacific Classic to a tune of a $1…

So That's How Shoe Carnival is Getting Through the Recession

By Dan DiLoreto | November 2, 2010

The local Shoe Carnival here has obviously figured out how to beat the recession.  Shoes by day, Hoes by night.  It’s a brilliant plan really, I just wonder if the buy one get one half off applies at night as well…. Thanks to @Seef24 for the picture!  Be sure to follow him and @ThunderTreats!

Toilet Paper Assault

By Dan DiLoreto | October 15, 2010

A man from Farmington, Massachusetts is being charged with assault after he threw a roll at a custodians head because he was whistling while cleaning the bathroom.  The 55 year old Allen Kerner was said to be using the restroom when the custodian, not knowing it was occupied, began whistling while he worked.  Apparently Kerner…

Thunder Chat: Pavel & Yuri Kopeche

By Dan DiLoreto | October 14, 2010

Yesterday, Thunder Treats broke the news of two young men that basically punked the Miami Herald and its writer, Linda Robertson.  These two guys got geared up for a Miami Heat game but weren’t cheering for the home team.  Instead, they were dressed head to toe in support of the Russian team CSKA Moscow.  They…

Let's Get Denarded

By Dan DiLoreto | October 11, 2010

I’ll be the first to admit I hate Michigan with a burning passion usually reserved for mustard.  I will also admit that this song is pretty damn funny and creative.  These guys have taken the hit song by the Black Eyed Peas “Let’s get Retarded it Started” and turned it into a homage to there…

$86,000 Fine? Sorry For Partying.

By Dan DiLoreto | October 7, 2010

I know when I was in college, I got noise violations for parties we threw.  I was even cuffed on occasion.  However, none of the fines incurred were much more than $250.  Split that between 5 roommates and it really wasn’t a big deal.  Perhaps it would have been a bigger deal had the fine…

Marilyn Manson Channels His Inner Kenny Powers

By Dan DiLoreto | September 8, 2010

Hunter Stephenson from Interviewmagazine.com recently headed to Puerto Rico where they are filming the upcoming season of HBO’s hit series East Bound and Down. For those of you who don’t know, East Bound and Down is about out of work, out of shape has been pitcher Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) and his skewed perception that he…

Dad Places Newspaper Ad to Punish Teen Daughter

By Dan DiLoreto | August 20, 2010

16 year old Kirstin Rausch in Southlake, Texas has done what many of us have done to our parents.  She had a late night party.  Normally when it happened to me I just got yelled at or, in some cases, grounded.  Both getting yelled at and getting grounded didn’t really deter me from breaking curfew or having…

The UROClub – Pee in Your 9 Iron

By Dan DiLoreto | August 6, 2010

During last night’s episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon I was introduced to the UROClub.  This device made me laugh out loud.  It is for men who are avid golfers yet might have a frequent urination problem where they may have to relieve themselves more than once during a round of golf.  Most men,…

The Right to Bare Arms – Ten Other Men Who Live by the Vest

By Dan DiLoreto | July 22, 2010

Anybody else notice how nice and convenient it was for ESPN to go from 24 hour coverage of LeBron to now the start of Favre watch 2010? Almost like they planned it! Here is a littll secret though…   We are now less than 45 days away from the start of the college football season and…

Cleveland: The Apocalypse has Begun

By Dan DiLoreto | July 8, 2010

The spirit of its citizens isn’t the only thing crumbling in Cleveland today.  As the hours pass, more and more reports are saying that LeBron James will be headed to Miami and leave Cleveland in the dust.  Although nothing has been confirmed as of now, as you can see the apocalypse has already started in…

Top 50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen to More Free Agent BS

By Dan DiLoreto | June 29, 2010

For what seems like forever, the “experts” at the Worldwide Leader have been clinging to this “Where will LeBron go?” scenario.  They have the LeBron Tracker and he even has his own slot devoted to him on the Bottom Line.  I’m all for indepth coverage but this has just become mindnumbing.  Not to mention the…

How's That For Irony?

By Dan DiLoreto | June 23, 2010

Um, do I really need to say anything?

TMZ: News that Matters

By Dan DiLoreto | June 21, 2010

Well TMZ is back at it.  They have found more news they deem “worthy” of the front page of their website.  Look out! Conrad Murray got a hair cut! GASP!  I don’t know what is more baffling.  The fact that this is news or the fact that 17 mongoloids “like” this via Facebook…

Sweet Tooth Tate

By Dan DiLoreto | June 9, 2010

Seahawks  first round draft pick Golden Tate was warned for trespassing  early Tuesday morning after breaking into a donut shop.  Tate and a friend were both inebriated and were hungry, which we all know is not uncommon, and decided to curb their appetite by treating themselves to some fresh donuts. “We went to Top Pot…