Edwards, Jets Seeking Help

By Dan DiLoreto | December 11, 2009

The New York Jets and their wide receiver Braylon Edwards are seeking any information that may lead to the recovery of his hands.  They were last seen for a short period of time during a week 5 match up against the Miami Dolphins.  Before that they were in hiding the entire 2008 season.  They were…

Hello world!

By Dan DiLoreto | December 3, 2009

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Candy Cane Striped Carnage

By Dan DiLoreto | December 1, 2009

A few weeks ago, Thunder Treats introduced you to an innovative new way to bong a beer. We showed you the Flabongo, which you could make out of a pink lawn flamingo. Now, Thunder Treats has stumbled upon another useful lawn ornament that we can turn into alcohol paraphernalia. The plastic yard candy cane. Plus,…

Penn State Linebacker Class of 2022

By Dan DiLoreto | November 26, 2009

[youtube=] Meet Nyrel Sevilla(Age 6), Linebacker U’s top recruit of 2022. My guess is that Nyrel will paralyze a small child in the near future and have a baby of his own by age 10. He is the Chuck Norris of Pop Warner football. Barbie Carpenter should take lesson from Nyrel.

The Nature Boy knocks out Hogan

By Dan DiLoreto | November 19, 2009

Link: While promotiong some wrestling event in Australia, things apparently got heated between Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan. Flair, who is now 60, punched and bloodied Hogan. This very well could be just another wrestling stunt, but I can only come up with one response… Whooo Whooo Whoooooooooo Whooo

Christmas Gift for the Lady In Your Life

By Dan DiLoreto | November 11, 2009

Christmas is right around the corner and it’s time to start thinking about what to get that special lady in your life. Like all men in my demographic, I try to focus on how much the gift is going to cost and how will this gift benefit me. Example, you buy your significant other a…

Fresh Balls – So Fresh, So Dry…

By Dan DiLoreto | November 10, 2009

[youtube=]I honestly didn’t think this could be true, but it seems like the website is legit. Unbelievable. How does this make it on the air? Our very own Jack Potts gets the nod for finding this one. He saw it first during the 6am showing of Sports Center on ESPN. How many boxes of this…

How Bout Dem Cowboys???

By Dan DiLoreto | November 5, 2009

Before I begin my disgruntled rants about the 2009 Dallas Cowboy season, I would like to state that I am a lifetime Cowboys fan and have enjoyed many seasons of their cheerleaders shaking their sweater puppies for millions of fans. Jerry Jones and the crew have caused me enough mental anguish to make me feel…

Questionable Parenting.

By Dan DiLoreto | October 29, 2009

[youtube=]Yes,it’s amusing. No, it’s probably not safe. Idiots.

Justice in Cleveland.

By Dan DiLoreto | October 27, 2009

Cleveland, OH (AP) – A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with…

What Really Went on at The President's Address to Congress…

By Dan DiLoreto | September 10, 2009

Hey Pelosi! At least give the guy a nudge! Excuse me Mr…um……hey you! Does your last name stick out in sweatpants? All kidding aside, Obama did make some good points and I enjoyed listening to his new health care plans. I was also happy to hear that this wouldn’t take effect for 4 more years,…

Say it ain't so Ricky!

By Dan DiLoreto | September 1, 2009

It comes as no surprise that 18 year old Spanish sensation Ricky Rubio is returning back to Spain until atleast the 2011 season, upon which he can return to Minnesota. I am sure Glen Taylor wishes he had a do over in the draft, just like NFL punters will get this year due to the…

Lou Holtz Isn't Full Blown Crazy…At Least Not Yet

By Dan DiLoreto | August 24, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, I was the first one to assume Lou Holtz suffered a minor stroke when he predicted that Notre Dame will be on top of the BCS this year and their #23 ranking was too low. But upon further review, he may have something. Notre Dame’s schedule this year is easier than…


By Dan DiLoreto | July 30, 2009

These Links bring the Thunder… – Women in Love with a Roller Coaster. Literally. [Blog of Hilarity]– Listomania [Friends of the Program]– Megan Fox is a Genius [Manofest]– Name to Know: Fu-Te Nu [More Hardball]– No Triple Crown for Pittsburgh [Sharapova’s Thigh]– Martinez to Red Sox or Rays? [Fan Nation]– Hey! Move that F’in Thing:…

I'm Not Sayin, I'm Just Sayin…

By Dan DiLoreto | July 27, 2009