Humor
Would you rather…?
The All-Star break has officially arrived, and with it I’ve decided to take a bit of a break from my usual sports-related talk and debate some of life’s deeper topics. Life is all about decisions. Whether it’s girlfriends, jobs, college papers, or your alignment of forces in Risk, we’ve all made some regrettable decisions in…
The Lonely Island
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&hl=en&fs=1] A few guys from SNL made a cd with some pretty funny songs and videos. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone. The Cd is called INCREDIBAD and is actually one of the top downloads on iTunes. Their website has a few skits and stuff to check out. Heres a…
This is Why You're Fat!
Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks… http://thisiswhyyourefat.com Big or small you will certainly find a dish on this website that you will flip for. The Old 96er from the film The Great Outdoors has nothing on the food you will see here. From Canadian bacon ice cream to a 7-pound breakfast burrito, you can find a…
Observe and Report
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DQ_5K59S2k&hl=en&fs=1] For all of the Seth Rogen fans that loved Knocked Up and Pineapple Express and thought Zach and Miri make a Porno was a turd, here is a look at his next movie about a mall security guard. Nice supporting cast and tons of swearing. Has a lot of potential. Also check out HBO’s…
Facial Hair… There Ain't Nothin Wrong With That!
To some people big messy facial hair is something to laugh and poke fun at; to others it can be considered artwork. As a man who can grow some decent facial hair I understand the time and effort that needs to be put in to grow a respectable cheek rug. After doing some extensive research…
PHE-NOM-EN-AL
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Pick Your THUNDERTREATS Entrance Music
We all know that a fighting/wrestling/boxing wouldn’t be anything without entrance music. As Thundertreats surpasses 1,000 and plans to take on the universe, it will need a fight song. If any of the writers come face to face with Steven A. Smif, Billy Mays or get spit on by Lou Holtz, we need to be…
Can't Get Much Gayer Than This
This butt pirate is one of the only people who give a shit about this game. The Steeler nation is already celebrating a Super Bowl victory against a surprising underdog Cardinal team. I personally could give a shit less about this game and am turning my attention to seeing how many beers I can drink…
Tapatio: The New Holy Water?
A Guest Post by Donald Glista, Esquire… Frank’s Red Hot sauce anyone? When I was a young whippersnapper, I would leap from my chair in joy to grab the luscious bottle of Frank’s and delightfully continue to pour at least a quarter of the bottle on any form of rations in front of me. Today,…
Daly Should Be on the $2 bill
Why the $2 bill? Because that’s how much his hookers cost. Not because he’s cheap, it’s because he lost everything else on a horse or at a blackjack table. Keep a Daly in your back pocket to get yourself a nice hooker at the end of the bad night or in the middle of a…
I'm so Lost… Where am I?
For those of you who are fans of the ABC television series Lost than I’m sure you know all about the 2 hour season premier of season 5 last evening. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t have much of a choice whether Lost was in my future for Wednesday night television or not. The only thing…
Lou Brown in 2010?
Is it out of the question to believe that Lou Brown is the right man to bring the Cleveland Indians to their first World Series title in 60 years? After a disappointing 81-81 season in 2008 the Cleveland Indians have been busy this offseason signing former Chicago Cubs closer Kerry Wood to fill the meteor…
Mike 1 Chair 0, Final
This past week, Zampini had been getting on my nerves because he thinks I am in love with Tim Tebow because I admitted the kid is good. Whatever Mike, if you can’t admit that he is good, then you obviously aren’t a fan of college football and should not be allowed to talk about or…
Puke
My office smells like vomit and I cannot figure out why. It smells like David the Gnome and a couple of his drunk gnome friends threw up all over my office, in places that only a gnome could throw up. The more I smell it, the more it smells like stomach acid. It did not…
it snowed where?
Yesterday here in Las Vegas, we had snowfall in the area anywhere from 1″ to 8″+. Being from the east coast originally, I knew what to expect with the roads and such. This is a picture outside my house last night, probably around 7:30 or so. I made sure to get the palm tree on…