Humor

Ohio Teacher is Suing School District Because of Her Fear of Young Children

By Dan DiLoreto | January 16, 2013

Some things…I cannot make up.  This is one of them. A teacher at a Cincinnati High School is suing her school district after they transferred her to the junior high school.  Maria C. Waltherr-Willard, 61, used to teach French in the Mariemont School District for decades but after the high school decided to offer the…

Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling Mad at Jimmy Kimmel for Stealing Their Timeslot, Start of a Late Night War?

By Dan DiLoreto | January 10, 2013

Another night, another opportunity for Jimmy Kimmel to publicize his move to 11:35 pm.  This time we have Will Ferrell making a surprise appearance and he is upset that Kimmel is using the studio, claiming he didn’t use the “sign up sheet”.  Ferrell goes on with his knife sales pitch and brings out his partner, Ryan…

PGA Tour Pro Jason Dufner Has the Best Avatar on Twitter

By Dan DiLoreto | January 4, 2013

If you’re not following Jason Dufner on Twitter, now is a good time to start.  At the very least, just do it for his avatar so you’ll have something funny to see every time he tweets.  Another bonus are his “Twitter feuds” with his good friend Rickie Fowler that usually produce hilarity and garner attention from…

Man Steals Golf Cart, Makes it 13 Miles Before Getting Arrested

By Dan DiLoreto | January 2, 2013

Think about 13 miles for a second.  For me, it’s the drive to work each morning.  Have you thought of something 13 miles away?  Good.  Now imagine making that same drive behind the wheel of a golf cart.  That is exactly what 46 year-old John Vishion did in California for his New Year’s celebration. According…

Snow Storm Strikes Northeast, Thank God for Toe Trucks

By Dan DiLoreto | December 27, 2012

Oh little Youngstown, Ohio.  Rust City.  Yompton. Da Yo…You never cease to amaze me.  The city itself has been going through a tremendous revitalization but it seems as though the little things like…ya know…grammar, have been slipping through the cracks.  I snapped the above image last night while watching all the stories of the accidents…

16 Things We Need Before the End of the World

By Dan DiLoreto | December 18, 2012

Assuming the Mayans were right and didn’t just get writers cramp, the end of the world will be Friday, December 21st.  I don’t know if that means at midnight on Thursday or midnight on Friday, so we might as well live it up right?  We got to thinking about somethings we felt needed addressed before…

The 2012 Night Before Thanksgiving Scavenger Hunt

By Dan DiLoreto | November 21, 2012

It’s that time of year again.  The biggest bar night of the year is upon us.  It is the season of giving thanks and seeing people you haven’t seen, nor cared to see, in the last year or longer.  For some, they look forward to seeing old friends and catching up.  For others, they dread…

25 Things I would Rather do Than Watch or Listen to Cee Lo Green Sing Before Thursday Night Football

By Dan DiLoreto | November 16, 2012

Cee Lo Green’s intro for Thursday Night Football is one of the worst things I have ever seen or heard…and I have seen Heidi Montag post op and I have heard Kim Kardashian sing/yell.  So yea, I have seen bad and I have heard bad, but nothing compares to what Cee Lo has done to The Ramones…

Robber Demands Money and that the Store Clerk Vote for Barack Obama

By Dan DiLoreto | November 8, 2012

On election day, many of us were inundated with political ads urging us to vote a certain way.  At a convenience store in Warren, Ohio, a poor store clerk was getting it the worst. Around 8 p.m. Tuesday night, an armed robber demanded that the store clerk give him “everything”, to which the store clerk…

Probably the Best News Blooper from Last Night’s Election Coverage

By Dan DiLoreto | November 7, 2012

News coverage was crazy last night with so many stations carrying the coverage of the 2012 Presidential Election.  In addition to the national scene, many many local stations had their field reporters live on the scene at both the Obama headquarters in Chicago and the Romney headquarters in Boston.  Unfortunately, some of those field reporters…

Virginity Auction Over: Catarina Migliorini Sold Her Virginity for $780,000 but the Male Virgin Was Not So High Priced

By Dan DiLoreto | October 25, 2012

When I first told a girl about this her response was classy and hilarious. “Wow…I got way less than that” Well put.  It’s safe to say that we all got less than what Catarina Migliorini is getting for selling for her virginity.  The 20 year old Brazilian babe, along with a male counterpart, have been…

Saturday Night Live Gives Their Take on Brad Pitt’s New Chanel No. 5 Commercial

By Dan DiLoreto | October 22, 2012

The Chanel No. 5 commercial featuring Brad Pitt in black and white is odd, to say the least.  The commentary he spews does nothing for the Chanel brand and, at times, begs one to wonder if Brad Pitt is actually comprehending what he is saying.  I find it hard to believe he knows what he…

Ohio Senate Race Gives Us One of the Best Radio Ads Ever

By Dan DiLoreto | October 4, 2012

This time of year, we are treated to some of the best in political campaign ads.  Most of the time, they will spend there 30-60 seconds bashing their opponent.  They will go after their past decisions, or where their opponent stands on important issues, and try to sway the voter in their favor.  This is…

Barack Obama Has 99 Problems but a Mitt Ain't One

By Dan DiLoreto | October 1, 2012

This is not a forum for political arguments.  I would think that would go without saying, but just in case, I thought I would remind you all. I am not telling anyone who I am voting for and I will not tell anyone who they should vote for.  It is a great right to be…

Funny or Die has a new pharmaceutical ad for "legitimate rape"

By Dan DiLoreto | September 6, 2012

A few weeks ago, Republican Representative Todd Akin of Missouri came under fire after his comments regarding rape and abortion went viral.  Akin was asked whether or not abortion should be allowed in cases of rape. “It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare. If it’s a…