The UROClub – Pee in Your 9 Iron
During last night’s episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon I was introduced to the UROClub. This device made me laugh out loud. It is for men who are avid golfers yet might have a frequent urination problem where they may have to relieve themselves more than once during a round of golf. Most men, like myself, will find their way to a wooded area and just relieve themselves like Mother Nature intended. Personally, I don’t find anything wrong with this and although it may be frowned upon by the ranger, it is widely accepted as normal.
This device was created by Floyd S. Seskin, a Florida urologist. On the UROClub website it is described as a camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy. It is basically a tube that resembles a golf club that comes with a towel that acts as a shield so you can relieve yourself without embarrassment. I don’t remember the last time it was embarrassing that you had to take a leak while playing golf.
I am not sure what I would think if I came up to a tee box and there was a guy standing there with a towel over his waist, pissing into his 9 iron. What happens if the cap isn’t secured correctly? If you thought you were pissing away strokes before you have no idea how bad your next shot will be. This product just seems ridiculous and makes peeing on the course a lot harder than it has to be.
Check out the video. When was the last time 3 dudes pissed elbows to elbows and weren’t at a trough at a football game?