Tiger Woods turns 34 today, but I doubt he is celebrating. Here is a wish list that we think would be spot on with Tiger’s this year. Please feel free to add to it in the comments section…
- A new 9-Iron
- Brush guard for his Escalade
- David Letterman has another affair
- A hole to crawl in
- Jesper Parnevik goes away
- More painkillers
- A better pre-nuptial agreement
- Shut down TMZ
- Charlie Sheen beats his wife
- Jon and Kate get back together again then get divorced again
- All fire hydrants moved a “safe” distance from his home
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