Tomorrow is Father’s Day and I hope everyone remembers to, at the very least, call your father and tell him what up. In honor of Father’s Day we are going to take a look at some of the worst gift ideas for Dad. These are only 6 of the endless retarded gifts you can give your Father…
Cartoon Tie
What Dad Says:
“Hey, awesome tie Son! The guys at work at going to be so jealous!”
What Dad Thinks:
“Jesus Christ. A fucking Peanuts tie? Really? I might get fired if I wear this useless piece of fabric to work.”
Old Spice Cologne
What Dad Says:
“Thanks Son, I am almost out of the bottle you got me last year, good work.”
What Dad Thinks:
“Are you kidding me? I thought I was finally done smelling like a bag of ass. Now I have to wear this shit another year? FML”
Worthless Coupon
What Dad Says:
“These are great! Now I get to watch you cut the lawn, haha.”
What Dad Means:
“What a waste of paper. Why the hell would I let him mow the lawn? He can’t even dress himself.”
“World’s Greatest Dad” T-shirt
What Dad Says:
“Aw, thanks Son. I love this shirt, it means a lot.”
What Dad Means:
“Oh look, another Greatest Dad shirt. Here honey, put this with the matching tie, sweatshirt, coffee mug, trucker hat and socks.”
Homemade Crap
What Dad Says:
“I love the macaroni picture you made me son, I’m going to hang this up in my office!”
What Dad Means:
“What am I going to do with this piece of shit? Honestly, the only thing that would make this thing of any use is if I could eat the macaroni. I would rather have macaroni and cheese.”
The Daddle
What Dad Says:
“Hey Son, now we can have real pony rides! Yay!”
What Dad Means:
“You got me a fucking saddle? I am going to smother you in your sleep.”
