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Drake Proves He is a Giant Douche Bag, Spends $50,000 at Strip Club

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Huge douche bag, Aubrey Drake Graham* spent $50,000 at a North Carolina strip club because he was afraid people would forget about him or think he was a poser.  I can’t say for certain that was his thought process, but what other explanation can there be for his actions?  This no talent ass clown brought cardboard boxes full of $1 dollar bills to a strip club and, coincidentally, using cardboard boxes for transportation was the most gangster/ghetto part of the entire ordeal.

Aubrey singlehandedly turned the Grammy Award into a complete joke earlier this year and now this asshat decides to “make it rain” in a strip club with $1’s?  Please.  He is still the little Canadian soap star with the glasses and bad fro.  TMZ may have hit the nail on the head when they asked almost 50,000 people whether Aubrey was a poser with a privileged upbringing.  My faith in humanity was restored when 86% of those asked said yes.

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I’m not impressed with the majority of this.  I’m not impressed with the girls at the club.  I’m not impressed with the fact that he used $1 bills.  I’m not impressed with the other “rapper” with him, Bleu Davinci.  I did a Google search of him and I still have no idea who he is, but somehow he had $25,000 of his own boxed up money?  Doubt it.  Looks like Aubrey actually spent $75,000 at the club.  I wonder how much he made per episode from DeGrassi?

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I gotta say I agree with Dax from TMZ.  Had he spent the money on something more charitable, I think it would do a lot more for his “street cred” than spraying George Washingtons all over a dirty strip club.  This wasn’t a gangster move amd it definitely won’t get him any street cred.  I’ll go as far as to say that if Tupac or Biggie were alive, Aubrey would be catching a smack for pulling this stunt.

*I will no longer call him Drake.

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1 Comment

  1. Koygal

    July 7, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    I used to think that he was a privileged poser, but the strip joint cash flow thing was the most unposer thing a man could do. Men that act like goodie goodies and cheat on their wives in secret are the true posers.
    I don’t see why strippers are less deserving of rain then anyone else. Many strippers give homeless people money all the time, its the cycle of life…he’s sharing with the hustlers’ nothing wrong with that.

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