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Some pro athletes get paid a ton of money and are worth every penny. A-Rod has to take a dump truck to the bank but he delivers. Joe Mauer, save for his concussion last season, is worth every bit of his 8 year $184 million deal, which is an even bigger deal because it is a mid-level market team coughing up the cheddar to sign him.
Then there is Albert Haynesworth.
Haynesworth is back to his old tricks (read: creepiness). Back in February he was attending a birthday party and when it came time to pay the bill, a waitress was called over. This waitress, however, had her hands full of dishes and wanted to drop the dishes off first before taking the check. However Haynesworth insisted that he pay at that moment. According to court papers the waitress "looked up and down at herself, as if wondering where [Haynesworth] expected her to put [the card],". No worries little lady, Albert to the rescue. Haynesworth proceeded to do the most logical thing he could think of which was to slide his credit card down the center of her bra, allegedly copping a feel in the process. Smoove. A waitress that witnessed the encounter believed the waitress had agreed to let him swipe his card in her cleavage but obviously not the heavy petting that ensued.
1. Carolina Panthers, Marcell Dareus, DE, Alabama
2. Denver Broncos, Von Miller, OLB, Texas AM
3. Buffalo Bills, Cam Newton, QB, Auburn
4. Cincinnati Bengals, A.J. Green, WR, Georgia
5. Arizona Cardinals, Blaine Gabbert, QB, Missouri
6. Cleveland Browns, Julio Jones, WR, Alabama
7. San Fran 49ers, Patrick Peterson, DB, LSU
8. Tennessee Titans, Da 'Quan Bowers, DE, Clemson
9. Dallas Cowboys, Prince Amukamara, DB, Nebraska
10. Washington Redskins, Robert Quinn, DE, North Carolina
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Cincinnati flame thrower Aroldis Chapman was clocked on the stadium gun at 106 mph last night during the Reds 9-3 loss to the Pirates. Other guns on Chapman clocked him at 103 mph. Either way you slice it, the kid can toss.This came after Chapman was shut down for a few days due to shoulder inflammation, which is something he should get used to if he keeps throwing gas like this.
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After a STELLAR National Championship game between Butler and UCONN, which by the way was amazingly predicted within 2 points by the Drunk-English mother of an ESPN producer, I immediately (like the loser I am) started to think about what teams will be vying for the crown in the 2011-2012 season. The following list will take into account probable NBA departures:
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