The Cleveland Browns have been hyping their new new uniforms for the last two seasons. Taunting fans, telling them there was a big change coming in Cleveland.
Earlier this year, we were treated to the “new” logo and “new” helmet with a “new” color scheme that looks like it took someone about 12 seconds to design. The Browns also upped the ante by giving their “new” helmet brown face masks. So this year, instead of figuratively saying the Browns looked like they got their faces rubbed in the dirt, they will literally look that way.
The “new” uniforms unveiled on Tuesday evening had some changes. For instance, now the jerseys all say “Cleveland” across the chest. Ya know, because this way, if another team decided to choose diarrhea brown as their color you wouldn’t be confused. The stripes on the shoulders are different and they say “Dawg Pound” on the inside collar because that matters. Lastly, the numbers are apparently a shadow-lettering #throwbackthursday homage to any high school team of the mid-to-late 90’s.
The @Browns have unveiled their new unis, which attempt to link the past with the future. http://t.co/70Pk6yc7Ad pic.twitter.com/PTIhCfSAPo
— Chris Creamer (@sportslogosnet) April 15, 2015
Not your same ol' Cleveland Browns unis!
The first major uniform overhaul since 1962.
VIDEO: http://t.co/ieqSNgfvdV pic.twitter.com/mo1XjynD00
— NFL Total Access (@NFLTotalAccess) April 15, 2015
You would think with the amount of things that are broken in the Cleveland Browns organization, they wouldn’t take time and effort to fix something that wasn’t. But no. That’s not how the Browns operate. Normally, we are used to them underwhelming us throughout the season and on draft weekend, but this is a new height we couldn’t foresee.
I’m a Cleveland fan and I hate everything right now. Except the Cavs. They’re ok for now.
