Minor League Baseball Team Trying To Kill Fans With Funnel Cake Bacon Cheeseburger

We are in the doldrums of the sporting world. Stuck in purgatory where a dress can occupy more space on your timeline than news from the NFL, NBA or MLB. It’s white and gold, people. But I digress.

One way to beat the sports blues would be to look forward to the upcoming baseball season.

More specifically, the minor league baseball season.

Even more specific, the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers’ upcoming season.

To be absolutely clear, I’m talking about bacon.

The Rattlers’ have really upped their concession game this year by offering two different burgers known as the “Big Mother Funnel Burger” and “Grilled Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger.” You may have one and think you have died and gone to Heaven. But really, you just died.

No word on how much these bad boys cost, but I’m going to guess it’s somewhere in the $15-$20 range. Also, no word yet on whether a coupon for a follow up cardiac catheterization will be included with the meal.

[FTW]

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