We are in the doldrums of the sporting world. Stuck in purgatory where a dress can occupy more space on your timeline than news from the NFL, NBA or MLB. It’s white and gold, people. But I digress.
One way to beat the sports blues would be to look forward to the upcoming baseball season.
More specifically, the minor league baseball season.
Even more specific, the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers’ upcoming season.
To be absolutely clear, I’m talking about bacon.
The Rattlers’ have really upped their concession game this year by offering two different burgers known as the “Big Mother Funnel Burger” and “Grilled Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger.” You may have one and think you have died and gone to Heaven. But really, you just died.
The @TimberRattlers‘ new creations: the “Big Mother Funnel Burger” & “Grilled Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger.” Your pick? pic.twitter.com/qhuoyo2Nsi
— MiLB.com (@MiLB) February 27, 2015
Big Mother Funnel Burger @TimberRattlers Summer 2015 pic.twitter.com/1dOaxdxfgs
— TimothyMichaelHansen (@ChefTimHansen) February 27, 2015
Grilled Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger. Wisconsin Timber Rattlers 2015 pic.twitter.com/MxqnWFkIAB
— TimothyMichaelHansen (@ChefTimHansen) February 26, 2015
No word on how much these bad boys cost, but I’m going to guess it’s somewhere in the $15-$20 range. Also, no word yet on whether a coupon for a follow up cardiac catheterization will be included with the meal.
[FTW]