Mel Kiper Jr's Big Board Eats Farts

I’m not sure how this moron even has a job after the last two drafts.  Here is his early big board. Yes, it’s only December but Kiper Jr. has already found a way to change the position of all 25 of his top pick players.  This shows how much of an incompetent tard he is.  Mel’s #1 pick might be the only one to actually land.  This big board looks like an infant rearranged alphabet magnets on a refridgerator but Kiper took McShay’s Mock Draft and shuffled them around. McShay’s Mock is pretty solid thus far and leaves some room for error with the combine.  Kiper likes to take the I’m going to pull this out of my ass and stick it here approach.  After an embarrassing 2010 showing, his father might disown him from the Kiper family and strip him of his Jr. status.

Numero Uno:

DT
6-4
300

Analysis: Explosive, relentless and consistent. Last week: No. 1

2

DT
6-4
297

Analysis: Disruptive force. Productive NFL career ahead. Last week: No. 2

3

DB
5-11
203

Analysis: Ultimate playmaker, in the Ed Reed mold. Last week: No. 3

4

QB
6-3
223

Analysis: Improved through adversity, has under-center experience. Last week: No. 4

5

QB
6-3
226

Analysis: Developing talent whose physical tools are unmatched. Last week: No. 9


6

QB
6-4
223

Analysis: Has underrated arm, great feel for position; is superaccurate. Last week: No. 5

7

OT
6-5
300

Analysis: Athletic, strong and fiery blind-side pass-protector. Last week: No. 6

8

CB
5-11
190

Analysis: Polished cover corner with tackling ability to match. Last week: No. 7

9

DE
6-4
275

Analysis: Proven pass-rusher (12.5 sacks this season), stout versus run. Last week: No. 8

10

WR
6-2
220

Analysis: Dynamic receiver, punt returner and TD maker. Last week: No. 11

11

DT
6-2
300

Analysis: Powerful leverage guy who wreaks havoc. Last week: No. 10

12

LB
6-4
258

Analysis: Fiery, vocal team leader with top instincts for position. Last week: No. 13

13

DE
6-5
262

Analysis: Explosive, natural pass-rusher out of juco ranks. Last week: No. 12

14

S
6-3
235

Analysis: Has linebacker size with cornerback speed. Last week: No. 14

15

RB
5-11
195

Analysis: Multitalented, superfast, electrifying game breaker. Last week: No. 16

16

DE
6-3
280

Analysis: Supremely talented, now gaining the necessary consistency. Last week: No. 15

17

DE
6-6
290

Analysis: Physical tools are off the charts. Has unlimited upside. Last week: No. 17

18

DT
6-3
327

Analysis: High motor, consistent, tremendously powerful lower body. Last week: No. 18

19

TE
6-2
250

Analysis: Great hands and excellent run-after-catch skills for a TE. Last week: No. 19

20

DE
6-2
270

Analysis: Awesome athlete and force off the edge. Last week: No. 20

21

LB
6-4
255

Analysis: Production finally matches his talent. Last week: No. 21

22

TE
6-6
258

Analysis: The best pass-catching tight end in college football. Last week: No. 22

23

DE
6-3
257

Analysis: Prolific pass-rusher who could be a 3-4 OLB. Last week: No. 23

24

LB
6-2
245

Analysis: Makes plays all over the field. Last week: No. 24

 

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