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Stallworth Suspended for 2009

By Dan DiLoreto | August 13, 2009

This morning Roger Goodell, NFL Commish, handed down the sentence to Cleveland Browns WR Donte Stallworth. Stallworth will be suspended for the entire 2009 season without pay. This suspension coming after his guilty plea in June for DUI manslaughter. Stallworth will not be able to participate in any team functions until his reinstatement sometime after…

UFC 101: Declaration

By Dan DiLoreto | August 7, 2009

This weekend, live from the City of Brotherly Love for the first time ever, we have UFC 101: Declaration. It should play out as a learning lesson for both Forrest Griffin and Kenny Florian. B.J. Penn is out to prove he has not lost his game or motivation since gaining the UFC Lightweight strap in…

Enemy of The Month: Unidentified Douche Bag

By Dan DiLoreto | August 6, 2009

The Enemy of the Month for August is a person. Actually, it’s a thing. However, we do not know the identity of this thing…yet. I am sure that in the coming weeks we will find out who it was exactly that decided to be the All Time Creep by secretly videotaping Erin Andrews through a…

AFC North Preview

By Dan DiLoreto | July 30, 2009

The recent news of Reuben Amaro making Mark Shapiro his bitch has been the icing on the dump of a cake that was the 2009 Cleveland Indians. For MLB fans like me whose teams have officially taken a crap on the season, it is time to move on and talk about the only two important…

Add to List: Manny, Big Papi

By Dan DiLoreto | July 30, 2009

Two of the most integral parts of the Boston Red Sox 86 year drought-ending World Series Championship were included on a list of roughly 100 players that had tested positive for performance enhancing drugs in 2003. This according to lawyers with access to the list. Baseball first tested for steroids in 2003, but the list…

LeBron getting "Dunked" on Video

By Dan DiLoreto | July 22, 2009

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gab9mW42Tbs&hl=en&fs=1&]This is hysterical. If these tapes had not been confiscated, I don’t think anyone would have made a big deal about the situation. I don’t know if my eyes are decieving me or not but that looks nothing like the “windmill dunk” that was reported to have happened. Maybe it was just to get more…

Enemy of The Month: Jeremy Mayfield

By Dan DiLoreto | July 16, 2009

Jeremy Mayfield just can’t seem to kick his addiction to methamphetamines. Mayfield has been suspended, AGAIN, for failing a random drug test. If I were a driver in NASCAR, you can be damn sure that I would want him drug tested before EVERY SINGLE RACE. I don’t think there could be an ounce of trust…

Welcome Home Shaq Diesel

By Dan DiLoreto | June 29, 2009

This is a guest post written by Big Joe from Youngstown, Ohio… This past Thursday the Cleveland Cavaliers acquired a legendary Big Man, undoubtedly not what he once was, and in the later part of his career. Referred to as The Diesel, The Big Aristotle, Shaq-fu, and the most recognizable of names Shaq, will provide…

Coach Ed Thomas

By Dan DiLoreto | June 25, 2009

I have zero respect for anyone who willingly takes another persons life. If you start to think about how much better off you would be by killing someone, do us all a favor and off yourself because, lets be honest, no one probably likes you because you are a creep and borderline psychotic. With that…

All Star or All Bust?

By Dan DiLoreto | June 24, 2009

The NBA draft is finally upon us. This is one event I enjoy just as much if not more than the NFL draft. I was going to do a mock draft but thought there’s too many of those out there. Instead I decided to try to foresee the future for some of the top players…

Ohio vs. Pennsylvania

By Dan DiLoreto | June 22, 2009

This article was written by Thunder Treats Ohio State Athletics analyst, 4. Saturday night showcased Ohio vs. Pennsylvania in the annual Big33 high school football game. Every year the best 33 players from each state come together for a one night football slobberknocker. Lately, Pennsylvania has dominated the game, winning the last 3 years, but…

Noodle Arm Night

By Dan DiLoreto | June 19, 2009

One of the many things I love about living in Las Vegas and being from Ohio is finding Midwest deals. Let me define. A Midwest deal is a “special” that a bar or venue has that would resemble something you would find somewhere in the midwest. A popular Midwest “special” would be something along the…

Im a NCAA Basketball Referee, FML.

By Dan DiLoreto | June 10, 2009

Well, the NCAA is making things a bit more interesting for the basketball season ahead. Last week the NCAA drew up 3 new rule changes for the upcoming season. I know Meatloaf says “two out of three ain’t bad”, but I think he if was talking about rule changes, he might require more perfection. The…

NBA Playoff Preview: The Finals

By Dan DiLoreto | June 4, 2009

Los Angeles and Orlando. Two sunny places full of smiling faces. At least, for fans of the Lakers and Magic, that is. Fresh off their impressive performance in the East Conference Finals against the Cavs, Dwight Howard and the Magic will now take on Kobe and the two-time defending Western Conference Champion Lakers for the…

Jimmy T heads to Afghanistan

By Dan DiLoreto | June 1, 2009

Last Thursday, May 28th, Coach Jim Tressel joined 5 other coaches as they set off for Afghanistan, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates to visit military personnel. Jimmy T showing his class once again. Their tour will last 8 days. This is the second year for this program, but the first for Coach Tressel. The…