100 Reasons Maxim’s Hot 100 List Sucked

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Each year, we are treated to Maxim’s Hot 100 which is what they deem the “definitive list of the world’s sexiest women”.  A lot of people will argue that it is more about who’s “hotter” in the sense of their celebrity status.  Did they have a big year where they released a bunch of movies or a new album?  Was their life exploited in the tabloids?  Were they the most popular of the year?


Maxim’s Hot 100 list is none of that because if it were, they would not refer to the list as the world’s sexiest women.  The fact that they have Miley Cyrus at the top of the list, but do not even include Melanie Iglesias is a travesty.

In the past, we have done complete breakdowns of the Hot 100 from Maxim.  This year, we are showing you just how bad they messed up.  I will say that a lot of the women on Maxim’s Hot 100 list definitely deserve to be there, but there are a lot of women that got hosed.

One hundred of those women are below… and please keep in mind that Maxim put Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend, Hoda Kotb and Kamala Harris (CA Attorney General) above every single one of these ladies.

ALSO, these women are in no particular order because ain’t nobody got time for that.

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  1. Milfium

    May 14, 2013 at 8:12 am

    Why no dark skinned women?

    • ThunderTreats

      May 14, 2013 at 8:14 am

      @Milfium I honestly hadn’t noticed that until you said something!

  2. Likes Chocolate

    May 14, 2013 at 9:03 am

    Now a single black girl?  Nah, actually your list sucks.

  3. ThunderTreats

    May 14, 2013 at 9:48 am

    Can’t please everyone. This list was put together rather quickly. I’ll have the Thunder Treats Human Resource and Diversity council look into the matter.

  4. Richard Berg

    May 14, 2013 at 10:21 am

    You’re kidding . . .they make the list up by gflipping coins . . .and no one – except maybe you – really cares.

  5. Thunder Treats

    May 14, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Relax…its an excuse to look at 100 more women. That’s never been a bad thing.

  6. Richard Berg

    May 14, 2013 at 11:10 am

    No. not at all . . .certainly a more interesting list than The 10 Worst Airports, etc.

  7. DiNunz

    May 14, 2013 at 11:54 am

    What kinda nerd looks at a list of hot women and worries about that? Hahaha And the comments arnt even accurate… Leona Lewis? Maybe ya missed that one. The list certainly covers a broad range of girls from around the globe. And their arnt any make believe people on it. But just cause I love fine ladies, I’d be happy to check out a few girls you have in mind, that arnt listed? – DiNunz

  8. hotash71

    May 20, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    The Maxim poll has always been a travesty! I thought last year when they finally let the public vote it would be better. I was wrong, cartoon characters, and murderer’s made the list last year and this year we have a f’n invisible girlfriend! The fact that there is no mention of my dream girl Victoria Justice is just beyond sad. It’s all about who’s movie is being promoted!

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