Women

Hump Day Hottie: Chelan Simmons

By Dan DiLoreto | November 4, 2009

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Canuck Chelan Simmons. Chelan is 27 years old and hails originally from the Great White North. Chelan exhibits a couple of the characteristics we here at Thunder Treats love. 1.) Unusual or unpronouncable name and 2.) Freckles. Though they may be hard to see, I guarantee you do not…

Hump Day Hottie: Amanda Beard

By Dan DiLoreto | October 28, 2009

This week’s mid week mistress is the uber-talented, newly anointed mom, Amanda Beard. Amanda is a 7-time Olympic Swimming Champion and model. That’s right; she has a medal for everyday of the week. Amanda is a proud alumna of the University of Arizona. Thunder Treats would also like to extend congratulations to her and her…

Hump Day Hottie: Jessie James

By Dan DiLoreto | October 21, 2009

This weeks half week hormone blaster is 21 year old pop/country singer Jessie James. I first took notice of Jessie James a while ago when I caught her on CMT, but it wasn’t until last week while visiting Rumors and Rants that I remembered what I had saw. James was born on a military base…

Hump Day Hottie: Natalie Gulbis

By Dan DiLoreto | October 15, 2009

First things first, I have to apologize for the delay on the Hump Day Hottie. I left work early today and went to the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open Championship Pro-Am. I got some great pictures and had a great time watching the pros and amateurs play. Afterwards, I was to head home…

Hump Day Hottie: Kaley Cuoco

By Dan DiLoreto | October 7, 2009

For this weeks installment of Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie, we decided to go with Kaley Cuoco. Kaley is hot for numerous reasons and she further solidifies my personal theory that any girl with a name that is near impossible to pronouce is almost always a smoke face. See Emmanuelle Chriqui and Gisele Bundchen for…

Hump Day Hottie: Adrianne Palicki

By Dan DiLoreto | September 30, 2009

This weeks Mericoles Mamacita is Adrianne Palicki. She may be better known as Tyra Collete from Friday Night Lights. That’s right, there is more to Friday Night Lights than the absolutely smokey Minka Kelly. Don’t get me wrong, Minka could have been the HDH, but we like to expose the babes that are more under…

Hump Day Hottie: Diora Baird

By Dan DiLoreto | September 23, 2009

This week’s slice of Smokeface pie is model/actress Diora Baird. Diora is 26 and originally from Miami but moved to LA LA Land when she was 17 to pursue acting. Lucky for us. When she first arrived in LA she had to have side jobs while trying to find work as an actress. Care to…

Hump Day Hottie: Jana Kramer

By Dan DiLoreto | September 16, 2009

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is some one who is usually overlooked in the hottie world. Jana Kramer, better known as Noelle Davenport on Friday Night Lights, is Thunder Treats mid-week mistress. Jana has just signed on to be a regular on the CW’s One Tree Hill and was recently seen on this past weeks…

Hump Day Hottie: Julie Benz

By Dan DiLoreto | September 9, 2009

This weeks midweek pick-me-up is Julie Benz. I hope to God that you watch Dexter on Showtime because that is where you will get your recommended dosage of Ms. Benz. I say “Ms.” there because of her divorce in 2007. Schwing. At only 37, Julie has a few years before she can dominate Thunder Treats…

Hump Day Hottie: Autumn Reeser

By Dan DiLoreto | September 2, 2009

This week’s midweek mistress, Autumn Reeser was born and raised in beautiful La Jolla, California just a few miles up the rode from where I currently reside. Autumn has been looking hot since her days as Taylor Townsend on The O.C. but most of you probably know this smoke face as Lizzie Grant, a junior…

Hump Day Hottie: Kate Mara

By Dan DiLoreto | August 26, 2009

My first experience with Kate Mara was when I got to see her in the so-so “We Are Marshall”. She played Annie Cantrall, the girlfriend of Chris Griffen who parished in the plane crash. The next time Kate’s pretty mug was smeared on my TV was when she played Sarah Fenn, the widow of Bob…

Hump Day Hottie: Charissa Thompson

By Dan DiLoreto | August 19, 2009

This weeks Hump Day Hottie comes to us from the new ABC show “Shaq VS.”. Charissa Thompson is known for her NFL sideline reporting and work with Fox Sports and Fox Net, but she will now be seen by more than just sports junkies (aka us) in prime time. Charissa has also done work for…

Hump Day Hottie: Amber Heard

By Dan DiLoreto | August 12, 2009

Amber Heard is this weeks Hump Day Hottie. You may remember Amber as Seth Rogan’s (yuck) girlfriend in Pineapple Express or if you are cool enough, you may remember her as Baja Miller in Never Back Down. I suggest watching Never Back Down at least 5 to 6 times. Amber came to Hollywood after ditching…

Hump Day Hottie: Michelle Monaghan

By Dan DiLoreto | August 5, 2009

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is the little smoke face Michelle Monaghan. Michelle first caught our eye with her roles in both The Bourne Supremacy and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. If you haven’t seen either movie, leave and never come back. If you have, then I am sure you know exactly what part of Kiss…

Hump Day Hottie: Rachael Taylor

By Dan DiLoreto | July 29, 2009

This weeks Hump Day Hottie comes to us all the way from Australia. I know most of you think the only good things to come out of Australia are Crocodile Dundee, Nicole Kidman (think Days of Thunder) and Kangaroos; but you may remember Rachael as one of the computer “nerds” from the first Transformers. Not…