Q: What are the tightest shorts a girl can wear?
A: Shorts that are painted on.
Obviously Rihanna and Mark Seliger, the brilliant photog behind her shoot for the new issue of Rolling Stone, knew the answer to this question long before we did and man are we thankful for that. RiRi seems to reinvent herself with each photoshoot and this one is no different. In fact in the new issue, she let’s us into her world a little more than anyone had planned.
After seeing the video for S & M and listening to the lyrics, a lot of people were taken aback but as it turns out, that is just Rihanna being Rihanna.
“I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs… I’d rather have him use his hands.”
*heart rate begins to rise*
Although she enjoys the occasional bedroom spanking, she also enjoys being the one in charge.
“I like to take charge, but I love to be submissive,” she tells the magazine. “Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your shit. That’s sexy to me. I work a lot, and I have to make a lot of executive decisions, so when it comes to being intimate, I like to feel like I’m somebody’s girl.”
*heart rate rises to unhealthy level*
Sadly, even though Rihanna likes to mix it up in the bedroom, she hasn’t been getting fresh since she broke up with Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp in December. But even though RiRi is alone, she has her own ways to deal with the situation saying that a photo does the trick, even though she hasn’t “gotten a dick picture in a long time”.
“When you’re not with the person you want to be intimate with, a picture is the next best thing. Well, Skype is safer. But a picture lasts a long time. When you’re alone, and those horny moments come up, pictures can be very handy.”
*flatlines*
