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SNL: Ravens And Panthers Introductions Include Crimes Committed

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The NFL gave Saturday Night Live writers a bunch of ammo during their tumultuous off-season. During the shows 40th premier last weekend, we got to see some of what they had been working on and it definitely didn’t disappoint.

The show opened with a “State of the Union” show geared toward the crisis in the NFL. Host Chris Pratt played Roger Goodell while Keenan Thompson and Jay Pharaoh played Ray Lewis and Shannon Sharpe, respectively.

California Adopts ‘Yes Means Yes’ Sexual Assault Rule, Wyoming Offers Tips

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California governor Jerry Brown signed a bill this weekend defining “an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement to engage in sexual activity” or what it has been dubbed, “yes means yes”.

In an effort to empower and protect women, they are making it a law to consent not only to sex, but to all sexual activity throughout the encounter.

America Bros Are Killing It At The Ryder Cup

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A group of bros from America — more specifically, Ohio — decided they were going to go to The Ryder Cup and support their homeland. After making the initial decision to attend The Ryder Cup in Perthshire, Scotland, their next obstacle was trying to figure out what to wear.

Turns out, all they had to do is dig through their drawers.

Thank you Zack, Jimmy, Brian and Brian. You, sirs, have made all of us proud.

With One ‘U 18 YET’ License Plate, Ohio Takes Lead Over Florida

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There was news earlier this week about a 21 year old girl from the Tampa Bay area who got a breast augmentation to add a third breast to her chest. Jasmine Tridevil, as she claimed to be, said that she did it because she wanted to be less attractive to men and score her own MTV Reality show.

Unfortunately, that story was a hoax and Florida didn’t gain much of a lead over Ohio in the craziest/nastiest/dumbest residents race.

Hump Day Hottie: Vanessa Hanson

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is UFC Ring Girl Vanessa Hanson. Hanson won the¬†TransWorld Surf 2011 US Open/UFC Model Search and earned her shot to be a guest ring girl for UFC 136 and has been a mainstay ever since.

In addition to being a UFC Ring Girl, she also managed by Ford Models and has been seen modeling for Frederick’s of Hollywood and TJ Maxx, among others. She has also seen some page time in Self Magazine.

Jasmine Tridevil Fake, Added A Third Breast Was Elaborate Hoax

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The old saying goes “if it’s too good to be true, then it probably is” would apply here because hearing about a woman with three breasts sounds too good to be true.

Unfortunately, knowing that, we still proceeded in telling the story of Jasmine because there is another saying that goes “if it’s on the internet, it has to be true”.

Just kidding…sort of.

Thunder Treats Podcast Episode 086: NFL Heavy Episode, Bill Simmons Goes Off On Roger Goodell, Girl Has Three Boobs, Another Celeb Photo Leak & Epic Way To Quit Your Job

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Welcome to episode 086 of the Thunder Treats Podcast! Today is sports/NFL heavy and I’m not gonna lie, I love it. Bill Simmons and John Oliver went HAM on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for his handling of the Ray Rice saga and a linebacker hurt himself during a celebration and the bizarre death of Rob Bironas, the former kicker for the Tennessee Titans.

Is Russell Wilson a top 15 quarterback in the NFL? Top 10?