Category Archives: Enemies

Hipsters Are Getting Facial Hair Transplants Because Hipsters Are Stupid

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I’ve been on this planet for over 30 years and I have yet to see a hipster I didn’t want to smack with the book they undoubtedly had in their back pocket. Just the presence of a hipster and the odor of their clove cigarettes is enough to get me to strangle them with their any season scarf or shove their summer time beanie in their mouth.

Had enough of hipster cliches? How about one more?

Two Men Who Attacked Bryan Stow Outside Dodgers Stadium in 2011 Have Admitted Guilt

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On Thursday, the two men responsible for severely disabling Bryan Stow in 2011 outside Dodger Stadium pleaded guilty.

Marvin Norwood pleaded guilty to one count of assault likely to produce great bodily injury while Louie Sanchez pleaded guilty to one count of mayhem that disabled and disfigured the victim.

16 Year Old Ethan Couch Kills Four in Drunk Driving Accident, Gets 10 Years Probation Because of Wealth

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In June, 16 year old Ethan Couch and his friends were caught on camera at a local Wal-Mart stealing beer.  Unfortunately, it was only after a drunken joy ride that claimed the lives of four people that anyone saw the surveillance video.  That drunken joy ride ended with Ethan Couch having a 0.24 BAC, four dead and two seriously injured.

Dawn Weiser, Wife to Mega Snorer, Charged with Attempted Murder After She Stabs Her Husband as He Sleeps

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Dawn Weiser seemed like a normal mom, at least according to her Twitter account.  She would go get groceries, talk about her boys, Tweet pictures of their games and basically be the mom that loved showing off her sons.  Nauseating but normal if you ask me.  She would even post pictures of her husband and how proud she was of him for making a “life change”.  Which I can only assume is a weight loss since he commented on the picture about how badly he wanted a Dr. Pepper.

Fast-Food Strike Planned for McDonalds, Wendy’s and Others to Double Their Wage to over $15 per Hour

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Today, fast-food workers across the country are expected to stage a large, organized, walk out to protest their wages.  This is the culmination of a year-long attempt to get wages raised in the service sector.

Workers at McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King and others have planned to walk off the job in over 50 cities to show their support.  Workers at Macy’s, Sears and Dollar Tree are expected to join them.

The idea they have is to form a union which would make it easier to bargain for higher wages while being protected from any backlash from upper management or the corporation they work for.

UPDATED: ‘Bang, two drops in two hours’ – Teens Boast About Random Murders They Committed Because They Were Bored

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Boredom.  Because three teenagers in Duncan, Oklahoma were bored, 23-year old Christopher Lane, an Australian native, is now dead.  Because three teenagers in were bored, they will probably spend their foreseeable future in the friendly confines of a jail cell.  All three teens, ages 15, 16 and 17, are being charged with first degree murder.  Whether or not they will be charged as adults has yet to be determined.

DUI Checkpoint Video Goes Viral After Hipster Trolls the Police

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It is one thing to have police officers abuse their power and push people around, it is an entirely different situation when they are provoked on purpose so someone can make a viral video of the incident.  The DUI checkpoint video below is shining example of the latter.

Axl Rose David, communications director for the Libertarian Party of Tennessee, a political party that encourages minimum government limited to following the Constitution and Bill of Rights, said that fellow Libertarian Chris Kalbaugh, 21, contacted him about his plans to