Category Archives: Humor
It’s that time of the year, guys. For those of you coming home from college, you’re going to see everyone you have tried so very hard to ignore since high school. If you are a freshman coming home, I’m sorry in advance. Get ready to get awkward. If you are a sophomore-senior in college, then you know what to expect and how to avoid it. However, sometimes no matter how hard you try, you get sucked in by the majority and have no choice.
For those of you who will be braving the annoying people you went to high school with, we have put together a Night Before Thanksgiving Bingo card so that if nothing else, you can at least be entertained. This should also help pass the time just as much as those shots of Fireball.
Mike Polk Jr. is a great comedian and is known very well throughout Cleveland. He was known by most even before his epic “Factory of Sadness” rant a couple years ago. In the first edition, he went off about the Browns and their inability to beat the Texans. He even managed to coin new terms still heard around Cleveland today.
The “One Man Thrill Ride” Jimmy Preston is quickly becoming my favorite wrestler. His ability to shit-talk is leaps and bounds above some of the best entertainers in the WWE. Originally turning pro back in 2003, Jimmy returned to the ring in 2009. During his hiatus, he played baseball for Fitchburg State University and graduated in 2008. Jimmy returned to Fitchburg State this fall for their annual alumni baseball game and delivered one of the best shit-talking pre-game speeches I have ever heard. As of writing this, there were over 270,000 views on YouTube but that feels way too light for something this awesome. If you have already seen this, watch it again. If you haven’t seen this, please watch. Then watch again. Then share it!
Everyone loves ESPN’s documentary series “30 for 30″. They have had classics such as “Pony Excess” on the fall of the SMU football program or “Run Ricky Run” which profiled the rise and fall and re-rise of Ricky Williams. Perhaps my favorite of all was “June 17th, 1994″ which recapped the day OJ Simpson was pursued and arrested on charges of murdering his ex wife and her boyfriend. What was so epic about the doc was that there was no commentary and it was presented with only news reports.
Jimmy Fallon has never been short on games to play with his guests. One of the more popular and unconventional games he plays is called ‘Water War’. It is the basic card game War, but the winning side gets to throw a glass of water into the losing sides face. Then the overall loser of the game gets blasted with the water cannon.
Simple and hilarious.
Morning Show Dave and Jimmy came up with a pretty good parody song. They took Capital Cities Safe and Sound and mixed it with original lyrics as well as clips from Mike Polk’s epic rant on the Browns where he let out the line “factory of sadness”.
The Browns could have snapped Kansas City’s 7 game win streak yesterday but unfortunately, they shot themselves in the foot. Between Davone Bess’ phobia of catching footballs and Joe Thomas’ love of holding, the Browns couldn’t get themselves ahead of the Chiefs, no matter how well the defense played.
33 Year Old Justin Bieber Fan Spends More Than $100,000 in Plastic Surgery to Look Like His Idol, Should Receive Full Refund
33-year-old songwriter Tony Sheldon has spent a lot of money on plastic surgery, mainly because of his phobia of aging. The problem is, he is trying to model his new self after the 19-year-old d-bag Justin Bieber. The bigger problem? He isn’t trying nearly hard enough. He has spent over $100,000 and the hardcore Bielieber still has a jaw reduction and nose job planned, at the advisement of his plastic surgeon (shocking).
After spending about $21,000 to lower his hairline, close off his temples (what?) and grow his bangs, he began to restructure his whole look. Botox and Aquamid injections followed in his face and well as eyelid surgery and, perhaps the most shocking, a three-part smile surgery.