Category Archives: Humor

SNL: Ravens And Panthers Introductions Include Crimes Committed

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The NFL gave Saturday Night Live writers a bunch of ammo during their tumultuous off-season. During the shows 40th premier last weekend, we got to see some of what they had been working on and it definitely didn’t disappoint.

The show opened with a “State of the Union” show geared toward the crisis in the NFL. Host Chris Pratt played Roger Goodell while Keenan Thompson and Jay Pharaoh played Ray Lewis and Shannon Sharpe, respectively.

California Adopts ‘Yes Means Yes’ Sexual Assault Rule, Wyoming Offers Tips

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California governor Jerry Brown signed a bill this weekend defining “an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement to engage in sexual activity” or what it has been dubbed, “yes means yes”.

In an effort to empower and protect women, they are making it a law to consent not only to sex, but to all sexual activity throughout the encounter.

With One ‘U 18 YET’ License Plate, Ohio Takes Lead Over Florida

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There was news earlier this week about a 21 year old girl from the Tampa Bay area who got a breast augmentation to add a third breast to her chest. Jasmine Tridevil, as she claimed to be, said that she did it because she wanted to be less attractive to men and score her own MTV Reality show.

Unfortunately, that story was a hoax and Florida didn’t gain much of a lead over Ohio in the craziest/nastiest/dumbest residents race.

Jimmy Fallon Hands Out NFL Superlatives For Packers And Seahawks

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Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon handed out superlatives to members of the Packers and Seahawks since they were opening the NFL season on Thursday Night Football.

Our favorite superlatives were those for Russell Wilson, Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch. Russell’s is above but I highly recommend watching the clip below for the other two.

Meet The Alabama Fan In Full Houndstooth Overalls With A Fake Banjo

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Over the weekend at the Alabama/West Virginia game in Atlanta, a picture surfaced of an Alabama fan that was dressed in full houndstooth overalls. As awesome as that was, it wasn’t all he was doing right.

He also made the perfect choice to go shirtless, rock a trucker hat flipped up and perhaps the most important, he brought along his fake banjo.

Johnny Manziel is ‘Johnny JamBoogie’ In New Snickers Spot

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Johnny Manziel has an endorsement deal with Snickers and I may never refer to him as Johnny Football ever again. In the new spot below, Johnny takes on a new workout regimen by teaching an aerobics class. His name?

Johnny JamBoogie.

I will never call him Johnny Football again.

Eric LeGrand Has Tweet Of The Night During Beyoncé’s Performance At The VMA’s

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Eric LeGrand may have been injured and paralyzed from the neck down four years ago (he’s since regained movement in his shoulders and some sensation throughout his body), but his sense of humor definitely hasn’t taken a hit since.

During the end of the horrible MTV Video Music Awards last night, Beyoncé was in the middle of her 15+ minute performance when Eric LeGrand chimed in on Twitter during Drunk In Love.