Humor
Homeless Man Uses Human Skull He Found As A Puppet Because Florida Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
It has been one helluva a week for those in Florida. They have completely left Ohio in the dust. All the Buckeye State could muster was one guy who called the cops on himself for being too high. Ohio better step its game up if it wants to play in the bigs with Florida. Our…
Read MoreFlorida Woman Mistakes Super Glue For Eye Drops, Makes The Internet Cringe
Katherine Gaydos has single-handedly put Florida back in front of Ohio in the seemingly never-ending “dumbest citizens” race. Poor Katherine got something in her eye while she was outside. She quickly asked someone to get her eye drops from her purse. That person, who I can only assume to be a complete dipshit, instead grabbed…
Read More‘Netflix And Chill’ Condoms Are Here For Your Date Night Needs
More and more, you are seeing the term “Netflix and chill” thrown around. It’s a term to explain the process of getting a person you are interested in over to your house and on your couch. You get them under the covers and pick one of the many, many titles that Netflix has available for…
Read MoreTony The Tiger Appears To Be Moonlighting As A Pimp, Still Slinging Cereal Though
Tony The Tiger — and of course the masterminds behind tonyisback.com — have created a new “commercial” for the delicious breakfast cereal. But instead of seeing a young child and his dad having a catch or some sappy shit like that, they have decided to give real world experiences a shot. And what’s more real…
Read More911 Audio From Ohio Man That Called Because He Was ‘Too High’
Because we couldn’t just let Florida stay in the lead. A man from Austintown, Ohio called the local authorities via the 911 emergency phone number to report himself. He claimed that he was “too high” and he couldn’t feel anything. He told the dispatcher that he had smoked weed when she asked what he had…
Read MoreFlood Victim Grabs Totino’s Pizza And Her Dog, Other Belongings ‘Not Worth It’
The footage of the flooding in South Carolina and the surrounding areas looks pretty damn terrifying. I’m not sure what I would do in a situation where my house was filling up with water. I know that I would grab my dog. Beyond that, I really can’t say for sure. However, I have to think…
Read MoreI Don’t Care How Old This ‘Midget Bar Fight’ Video Is, It’s Hilarious
I like to think I stay up-to-date on most of the happenings on the internet on any given, but somehow this gem of a video from 2012 slipped right past me. Actually, judging by the fact that it has less than 800,000 views, I’d say it slipped past most of you. Well, thankfully, @RealMrHawkins has…
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