Category Archives: Women

Hump Day Hottie: Bryana Holly

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Bryana Holly who seems to have been made to do two things on this earth.

1.) Wear the smallest amount of clothes possible

2.) Melt computer screens

And let me tell you, she is excelling at both.

Hump Day Hottie: Kimberley Garner

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Kimberley Garner from the UK. If it looks like she was made for the bikini, you got it partially right.

Not only was she built to wear a bikini 24/7, she also makes the bikinis! Talk about a smart and savvy business woman. I imagine you can save a boatload of money when running a bikini business like KimberleyLondon when you are also the model.

Below is a sampling of Kimberley’s Instagram. I highly suggest following her. You won’t be disappointed. Also, check her out on Twitter.

Kim Kardashian British GQ ‘Woman Of The Year’ For Getting Pregnant And Marrying A Rapper

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British GQ is really reaching on this one. To make Kim Kardashian West their “Woman of the Year”, I have to believe that every other woman in the world is dead.

I know that’s not true, so I’ll assume page views/magazine buys was behind this.

I’m writing about it, so maybe they’re on to something?

Whatever.

Hump Day Hottie: Bianca Gascoigne

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is UK party girl Bianca Gascoigne. From a quick search on Google, you can see that she used tostill does party like a rock star…or that she is the daughter of a famous footballer known simply as Gazza.

I found this video from when she went on the X-Factor to see if she had the chops to be a singer. It pretty much sums up who she is and what she’s aspiring to be. At least in 2012. If you ask me, I don’t think the judges gave her a fair shot. I thought she sounded pretty good. Buncha bullies.

Watch The SI Swim Models Dance To Lee Brice’s ‘Girls In Bikinis’

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This year’s Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition was full of fantastic babes. None better than three of my favorites that graced the cover in Lily Aldridge, Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen. Well now you can see those three, plus a haul of the other babes, “dancing” to country star Lee Brice’s hit single “Girls In Bikinis”.

I put dancing in quotes because it’s really just a montage from the photo shoot. But who really gives a shit, right?

Hump Day Hottie: Ashley Sky

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I think at this point, I won’t be looking anywhere else for Hump Day Hottie’s other than Instagram. If you’re wondering why, look no further than the account of Ashley Sky.

This model/professional smoke show seems to have a bum that was made for the bikini. She also is a pro at making sand on the ass look cute and sexy as hell. Bravo. That’s not an easy task.

Ashley has modeled for numerous brands and has graced the pages of FHM Spain. She has also hosted some killer parties at different clubs in Vegas.

Hump Day Hottie: Lindsay Higgins

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie was brought to our attention by the fine folks over at Heavy.com. Lindsay Higgins is, or was, or still might be, the girl friend of Ben Scott. Ben Scott was a contestant on Bachelor in Paradise. According to Wet Paint, he may have been given the boot from the show because they found out about Higgins.

DRAMA!