Mel Kiper Jr's Big Board Eats Farts

I’m not sure how this moron even has a job after the last two drafts.  Here is his early big board. Yes, it’s only December but Kiper Jr. has already found a way to change the position of all 25 of his top pick players.  This shows how much of an incompetent tard he is. …

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TT Heisman Winner

Here at Thunder Treats, we decided to do our own Heisman vote off this week to see who we think should take home the Heisman Trophy this year.  This is how it worked; each author was awarded 10 points to disperse.  You awarded your first place player with 5 points, your second place with 3…

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Edwards, Jets Seeking Help

The New York Jets and their wide receiver Braylon Edwards are seeking any information that may lead to the recovery of his hands.  They were last seen for a short period of time during a week 5 match up against the Miami Dolphins.  Before that they were in hiding the entire 2008 season.  They were…

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UPDATE: Tebow Still a D-Bag

Tebow arrived in New York for the Heisman Presentation this weekend, but we still believe his time would better be served circumcising babies in a third world country.  Upon arrival in New York, Tebow was caught at the airport by the all seeing eyes of TMZ.com and I have to say that I enjoyed this interaction…

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Week 11 Pick Em

Another Thursday game for the NFL this week so here are the early picks for Thunder Treats Week 11 NFL pick em. More picks to come for Sundays games!

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Larry Johnson to Sign with the Bengals

I certainly thought it might take teams a little longer to pick up Larry Johnson, but if I had to guess which team would be the first to take a swipe at him it would have been the Bengal’s. It really isn’t surprising since their back on top running back Cedric Benson was injured on…

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How Bout Dem Cowboys???

Before I begin my disgruntled rants about the 2009 Dallas Cowboy season, I would like to state that I am a lifetime Cowboys fan and have enjoyed many seasons of their cheerleaders shaking their sweater puppies for millions of fans. Jerry Jones and the crew have caused me enough mental anguish to make me feel…

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