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Hump Day Hottie: Ashley Sky


I think at this point, I won’t be looking anywhere else for Hump Day Hottie’s other than Instagram. If you’re wondering why, look no further than the account of Ashley Sky.

This model/professional smoke show seems to have a bum that was made for the bikini. She also is a pro at making sand on the ass look cute and sexy as hell. Bravo. That’s not an easy task.

Ashley has modeled for numerous brands and has graced the pages of FHM Spain. She has also hosted some killer parties at different clubs in Vegas.

Hump Day Hottie: Lindsay Higgins


This week’s Hump Day Hottie was brought to our attention by the fine folks over at Heavy.com. Lindsay Higgins is, or was, or still might be, the girl friend of Ben Scott. Ben Scott was a contestant on Bachelor in Paradise. According to Wet Paint, he may have been given the boot from the show because they found out about Higgins.


Hump Day Hottie: Daphne Joy

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is model/professional smoke show Daphne Joy. She is of Phillippino and Puerto Rican descent and is a hazard to melt your computer screen. She has graced the pages of GQ Mag, among others, and has been seen in multiple music videos, including Ne-Yo’s Miss Independent.

In addition to all of that, she is a mama to the son of Curtin Jackson aka 50 Cent aka Ferrari F-50. The two dated for a while since 2011 but have been split up, I’m guessing, since she posted this Instagram.

Hump Day Hottie: Demi Rose Mawby


A while back, Demi Rose Mawby was “found” by The Chive. Since then, she has gone on to take the most selfie’s on the internet. Ever. Probably.

This 24 year old smoke pot was signed by Girl Management UK and I personally trust everything they do. According to Lionsdenu.com, she is of Spanish, Polish and Irish descent. Which I’m guessing makes her a hell of a drinker with an anger problem but all with a sweet little accent.

Hump Day Hottie: Jordan Carver

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Jordan Carver and God bless this young woman because I am sure she tips over a lot.

Jordan is a glamour model from the UK who has been seen in the pages of one of our favorite publications, ZOO Magazine (NSFW-ish). Born in Germany with Italian decent, Jordan has been living the good old US of A for a little while now.

Hump Day Hottie: Helen Owen

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You’re gonna love this week’s Hump Day Hottie. Helen Owen is a smoke show from NorCal who is in college and wears the absolute shit out of a bikini.

I think.

At least that’s what I got from her Twitter and Instagram accounts. The former has recently crossed the 150,000 follower mark proving to us all once again that if you can wear a bikini and take a selfie, you’re going to be just fine in this World.

It seems as though Helen has a good sense of humor and likes sports, too. Again, just guesses.

Hump Day Hottie: Jale Berahimi

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The U.S. Men’s National Team fell to Belgium on Tuesday night after two frames of extra time. It was a thrilling game to watch and everyone but Ann Coulter is sad that it is over. In keeping with the World Cup theme, I figured now is as good of time as any to introduce you to Jale Berahimi.

Jale is making most red blooded males wonder how she hasn’t entirely turned Costa Rica into scorched earth. This smoke show is a covering the World Cup for someone, probably. I don’t really know to tell you the truth and you know what? I don’t really care either.