Tag Archives: Barack Obama

President Obama Messed Up USMNT Chant, Gets A for Effort

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President Obama joined about 200 White House staffers (200?) in the Old Executive Office building to watch the USMNT take on Belgium. He came into the room to a big round of applause and began saying “I believe”.

It was apparent that he was attempting to get the crowd together for a nice rendition of the USMNT chant of “I believe that we will win”. Unfortunately, he went with the Obama version of “I believe that we can win”.

It was a nice try and I give him credit for the effort.

Morning Coffee: Lais Ribeiro, The State of the Union, Christopher Dorner Dead & The Man That Killed Osama bin Laden Audio

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Lais Ribeiro is a smoke show … Kate Upton is on the Sports Illustrated for the second time in a row and you can have a signed copy for $500 … Last week we had ‘Call Me Maybe’ categories on Jeopardy, this week we have this answer to Final Jeopardy … Apple CEO Tim Cook hinted at a cheaper iPhone … When Steve Martin turns 83, his first born child will be eligible to get their drivers license … Adele didn’t yell at Chris Brown, they were complimenting each other … Obama delivered his State of the Union address last night to mixed reviews … The POTUS did give my home, Youngstown, a nice shout out …

Robber Demands Money and that the Store Clerk Vote for Barack Obama


On election day, many of us were inundated with political ads urging us to vote a certain way.  At a convenience store in Warren, Ohio, a poor store clerk was getting it the worst.

Around 8 p.m. Tuesday night, an armed robber demanded that the store clerk give him “everything”, to which the store clerk obeyed.  The robber then went over the counter and took the whole drawer that contained about $800.

The 2012 Election Night Drinking Game


We pride ourselves on our ability to make drinking games that will punish your liver.  Most recently, our Home Run Derby Drinking game helped everyone get through the mindless rhetoric that is Chris Berman’s announcing skills.  Earlier, we brought you the NFL Draft Day Drinking Game and before that, almost a year ago, was our inaugural Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Drinking Game (which will be back in a few weeks, shwing).

What Happens if Obama and Romney Split the Electoral Votes?


It is very unlikely, but it is still possible.  Barack Obama and Mitt Romney can potentially split the 538 electoral votes, 269-269, falling 1 vote shy of the needed majority of 270.

If this happens, then all hell is sure to break loose.  Rather than explain it to you, I will post a video below that explains what will happen.  For the convenience of those who cannot watch or listen at work.  Here are some of the most important points.

Barack Obama Has 99 Problems but a Mitt Ain't One

This is not a forum for political arguments.  I would think that would go without saying, but just in case, I thought I would remind you all.

I am not telling anyone who I am voting for and I will not tell anyone who they should vote for.  It is a great right to be able to vote, so as long as you drag your ass to the polls November 6th, I don't care what you think.