Posts Tagged ‘Florida’
Cop Goes Full Florida, Threatens to Kill Woman Unless She Sends Nude Pictures
Last week a police officer in Orange City, Florida was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats to a woman after he threatened to kill her unless she sent him nude photos. Terroristic threat or romantic gesture? Unfortunately, it seems like the former. Orange City police officer Joshua David Fancher, 25, was arrested at the…
Read MoreFlorida Or Ohio: Man Gets Busted For Robbery After Police Recognize ‘Redrum’ Neck Tattoo
Oh I’ve told you so, so many times that I cannot make this shit up. The rest of this story makes it a little easier to decipher between Florida or Ohio because this man ALSO has the outline of the state of Florida tattooed on his face because life choices, brah. Johnathan Hewett, 25, was…
Read MoreOhio Shoots Florida After Argument Over Which State Has Better Strip Clubs
At this point, why don’t we just refer to these mongos as their states names? You know, like if LeBron hits a game winner, we say “the Cavaliers won.” Now, we’ll just consider each of these states as bitter rivals in a sport that no one else wants to participate in. So using that logic,…
Read MoreAn Ohio Man Hated His Mugshot The Police Used, So He Sent Them A New One
Ohio has hit the ground running in 2016 with Donald A. “Chip” Pugh, 45, of Lima, Ohio doing most of the leg work. The Lima Police have an active warrant out for Chip and he is also a person of interest in several other cases the department is currently working on. The police have used…
Read MoreOhio Being Ohio Works Out For Once During Failed Robbery Attempt
A robbery in Findlay, Ohio went sideways last month when the employees decided to act like they were from Ohio and not take any of that bullshit. Seriously, though. 29-year-old Jeremy Sherbrook gave it the old college try when he tried to rob a Marathon gas station. Things seemed to be going swimmingly until an…
Read MoreMan Steals Ex-Girlfriend’s Car, Sets House On Fire, Dances, And Isn’t Even From Ohio Or Florida
You know that scene in Step Brothers, where Brennan and Dale are sitting on the couch after their epic front yard melee that included one using a bicycle as a weapon because he thought the other was going to rape him? I picture Ohio and Florida sitting on a couch right now, just like Brennan…
Read MoreFlorida Woman Live Streams Herself While Drunk Driving And I Give Up On Florida
I swear to God I’m not picking on Florida. This type of shit just happens that frequently in the Sunshine State. Police in Lakeland, Florida arrested 23-year-old Whitney Marie Beall after receiving numerous 911 calls from people who were watching her live stream herself on the app Periscope. During her broadcast she admitted that she…
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