Tag Archives: Hump Day Hottie

Hump Day Hottie: Jordan Carver

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Jordan Carver and God bless this young woman because I am sure she tips over a lot.

Jordan is a glamour model from the UK who has been seen in the pages of one of our favorite publications, ZOO Magazine (NSFW-ish). Born in Germany with Italian decent, Jordan has been living the good old US of A for a little while now.

Hump Day Hottie: Helen Owen

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You’re gonna love this week’s Hump Day Hottie. Helen Owen is a smoke show from NorCal who is in college and wears the absolute shit out of a bikini.

I think.

At least that’s what I got from her Twitter and Instagram accounts. The former has recently crossed the 150,000 follower mark proving to us all once again that if you can wear a bikini and take a selfie, you’re going to be just fine in this World.

It seems as though Helen has a good sense of humor and likes sports, too. Again, just guesses.

Hump Day Hottie: Erika Medina


Model/actress Erika Medina is this week’s Hump Day Hottie! I gave it the ol’ exclamation point because of where I recognize Erika from…How I Met Your Mother! If you don’t think that was one of the best shows on TV in the last 15 years then…well…you’re wrong.

She was a “Wooo Girl” in an episode during season 4. I remember that episode because it was so funny because it was so true. I will post a clip below for those of you who are uneducated.

Hump Day Hottie: Jale Berahimi

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The U.S. Men’s National Team fell to Belgium on Tuesday night after two frames of extra time. It was a thrilling game to watch and everyone but Ann Coulter is sad that it is over. In keeping with the World Cup theme, I figured now is as good of time as any to introduce you to Jale Berahimi.

Jale is making most red blooded males wonder how she hasn’t entirely turned Costa Rica into scorched earth. This smoke show is a covering the World Cup for someone, probably. I don’t really know to tell you the truth and you know what? I don’t really care either.

Hump Day Hottie: Madison Murray


This week’s mid week special is the smoke show that was with the Biebs back when he got popped for a DUI in Miami. Whether or not he actually got charged, or what actually happened with all of that, I don’t know. I also don’t care. I’m not here to talk about Justin Bieber. I’m here to introduce you to some talented Instagrammer Madison Murray.

Hump Day Hottie: April Vaughan

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie has me questioning myself big time. I always thought I was a brunette guy, but April Vaughan and her golden locks have got me all sorts of confused.

In half of her pictures, this 21 year old Australian babe is rocking the dark shade and in the other, she has her carefree, sunshine on my goddamn shoulders look going.

Hump Day Hottie: Fanny Neguesha

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Since the World Cup is starting tomorrow, I think it’s only right that we feature Italian footballer Mario Balotelli’s brand new fiance Fanny Neguesha.

That, and the simple fact that she complete smoke show.

As far as what Fanny does, I pretty sure she’s a model from Belgian. Then again, I read that on the internet, so who knows? She’s also an absolute pro at Instagram, so that is something.