Tag Archives: Hump Day Hottie

Hump Day Hottie: Svetlana Bilyalova

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When @Gangelooo hits me up about a babe on Instagram, I do what I can to check her out as soon as possible. After informing me of BikiniTush, I trust him completely. That’s why I wasted no time in making Svetlana Bilyalova this week’s Hump Day Hottie at the request of Greg.

The only unfortunate thing is we don’t know much about Svetlana other than she is from Moscow and just turned 22 years old in January. The rest, we will just have to deduce from her Instagram account.

Hump Day Hottie: Alana Blanchard

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Since Cougar Madness took over Thunder Treats last week, we didn’t have a Hump Day Hottie. I apologize. I know you’re probably furious. That is why I am totally redeeming myself by presenting you with 25 fantastic pictures of the lovely Alana Blanchard!

Alana Blanchard is an athlete first, bikini model second. But, according to her Instagram, you wouldn’t be able to tell. She surfs on the ASP World Tour and has been featured in Sports Illustrated for her incredible talent for wearing the shit out of bikinis.

Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Vickers

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie comes to us from the land down undah. Lauren Vickers is an Aussie model who has been named the Playmate of the year by Playboy Italia and Playmate of the month by Playboy Espana. Worldly.

In addition to print work she also does some work on TV and has some small acting roles. Oh, and she has an accent that could melt the polar ice caps.  Unfortunately for us regular dudes, Lauren is married to French MotoGP rider Randy de Puniet.

Hump Day Hottie: Rosalind Lipsett

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Show me a girl that can be funny and hot at the same time and I’ll show you an engagement ring. The biggest, fattest engagement ring I can find. So I guess all I need from this week’s Hump Day Hottie Rosalind Lipsett is a ring size.

This Irish smoke pie moved to Los Angeles to pursue her comedic acting career and has since not only studied at Groundlings theater, but has also been inked by a little boutique called Wilhelmina Models. That was sarcasm.

Hump Day Hottie: Rebecca Fox

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Rebecca Fox. I’m just gonna go the easy way on this one and tell you that her name says it all. This young 20-something from the UK has redefined the term “inked up” and I couldn’t love it more.

For those of you, like myself, that enjoy a woman with a nice sleeve tattoo, you’ll be more than appreciative of what Rebecca is bringing to the table.

Hump Day Hottie: India Reynolds

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This week’s Hump Day Hottie, India Reynolds, has graced the pages of some of our favorite NSFW UK publications such Nuts, Loaded, Front and personally, I trust those sites when searching for the next Hump Day Hottie. They have never steered me wrong and they hit the nail on the head with India once again.

Born in Reading, India was studying at Kingston University when her natural career came a calling. In 2009, she was a finalist in the Page 3 Idol contest, another trustworthy HDH funnel. Since then she has been seen in the aforementioned periodicals as well as FHM and Zoo Magazine.

Hump Day Hottie: Angelique Cabral


This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Angelique Cabral from the new show Enlisted on Fox on Friday’s at 9pm. Personally, I am a sitcom junkie, so you know I’m a fan of this show. The show is centered around three brothers (Geoff Stalts, Parker Young and Chris Lowell) stationed at a military base in Florida, with the oldest (Stalts) left to lead his dimwitted brothers squad.

If you haven’t checked it out, do so for the opportunity to catch Angelique Cabral as Sgt. Jill Perez. The show may have gotten the shaft by getting slotted on Friday, but I don’t see a reason this show won’t make it through and land a better time slot.