Posts Tagged ‘Idiot’
Life Imitating Memes: Man Sets House On Fire to Kill Spiders
Yes. You’ve seen that meme. It’s probably some iteration of the one shown above. You’re significant other has sent it to you to pound it into your skull that she does not like spiders. Then, her and her friends will share it with each other because it’s fun to hate the same stuff. But one man…
Read MoreVirginia Tells Ohio and Florida to ‘Hold My Beer’ as DUI Suspect Is Hit With His Own Car
Fairfax County Virginia must have heard about FloridaorOhio.com because they are making a strong case for some Honorable Mention accolades. Hell, if they keep up with gems like this, they may even get a seat at the big boy table. “A man trying to flee police got struck by his own car after he failed…
Read MoreAn Ohio Man Hated His Mugshot The Police Used, So He Sent Them A New One
Ohio has hit the ground running in 2016 with Donald A. “Chip” Pugh, 45, of Lima, Ohio doing most of the leg work. The Lima Police have an active warrant out for Chip and he is also a person of interest in several other cases the department is currently working on. The police have used…
Read MoreGetting Hit In The Face With A 100 MPH Apple Looks Painful
As far as I can tell, this video is from about 5 or so years ago, but has gained new life thanks to the endless procrastination black hole known as Reddit. For reasons unknown, this babe in a bikini is practicing her golfing in a garage and instead of using golf balls, she is using…
Read MoreCyclist Doing It Wrong, Runs Straight Into A High-Speed Train
There are so many questions I have for this person in Opole, Poland. Like, didn’t they look for a train when they saw the crossing arm was down? Or maybe, didn’t you, ya know, hear the train coming? Or even, do you even have peripheral vision, bro? All of those questions warrant an answer, but…
Read More911 Audio From Ohio Man That Called Because He Was ‘Too High’
Because we couldn’t just let Florida stay in the lead. A man from Austintown, Ohio called the local authorities via the 911 emergency phone number to report himself. He claimed that he was “too high” and he couldn’t feel anything. He told the dispatcher that he had smoked weed when she asked what he had…
Read MoreMan Pinched For DUI Stole Rose Bowl Golf Cart, Took It On The Freeway
As a general rule of thumb, if you are drunk enough to think stealing a golf cart and driving it on the freeway to get to your car is a good idea, you are probably too drunk to drive said car. Not the case for a 19-year old man who was arrested after stealing a…
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