Tag Archives: NFL

REPORT: Adrian Peterson Suspended For Remainder Of 2014 Season

adrian-peterson

ESPN Insider Adam Caplan reported today that Minnesota Vikings running back will be suspended without pay for the rest of the 2014 season for violating the leagues personal conduct policy. Peterson will not be eligible for reinstatement until April 15.

The full statement from the NFL:

Bengals RB Jeremy Hill Is The Very Definition Of ‘Butt Hurt’ After Loss To The Browns

Jeremy Hill | Fansided.com

Butt hurt.

That’s all I could think of while reading post-game comments from Cincinnati Bengals running back Jeremy Hill. His team got dry-humped up and down the field on Thursday night by the Cleveland Browns. So bad was his quarterback, Andy Dalton, that he threw more passes to Browns cornerback Buster Skrine than he did to some of his own receivers.

SNL: Ravens And Panthers Introductions Include Crimes Committed

ravens snl

The NFL gave Saturday Night Live writers a bunch of ammo during their tumultuous off-season. During the shows 40th premier last weekend, we got to see some of what they had been working on and it definitely didn’t disappoint.

The show opened with a “State of the Union” show geared toward the crisis in the NFL. Host Chris Pratt played Roger Goodell while Keenan Thompson and Jay Pharaoh played Ray Lewis and Shannon Sharpe, respectively.

LISTEN: Bill Simmons Says Roger Goodell Presser ‘Such F*cking Bullsh*t’

bill simmons screen grab

ESPN talking head and Grantland.com EIC Bill Simmons went on a well sized rant today on his B.S. Report podcast. It is pretty well known that Simmons is the biggest critic of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and his comments today support that fact entirely.

During the show, Simmons and Tony Manfred began talking about Roger Goodell’s recent press conference. When addressing the fact that Goodell told the media he had not seen the tape of Ray Rice striking his wife, Simmons held nothing back.

John Oliver Roasts Roger Goodell On Last Week Tonight

john oliver roger goodell

One of the best shows on television right now is Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Oliver is a tremendous smart ass so his talents totally lend themselves perfectly to his Jon Stewart-y role.

Last night one his show, he moved his crosshairs to Roger Goodell’s press conference. During the segment, Oliver claims that Goodell talked for 45 minutes about, essentially, nothing.

Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell Conducted ‘Kangaroo Court’, Demands Resignation

keith olbermann roger goodell

“We begin tonight with the unavoidable and simple truth that intentionally, or by neglect, the Atlantic County, NJ, District Attorney’s Office, the Baltimore Ravens, the National Football League, and Commissioner Roger Goodell have conducted a cover-up of Ray Rice’s assault on his then-fiancée on Feb. 15th”

And just like that, Keith Olbermann went off on one of his classic rants about current events. This one, however, went a step further than usual when he demanded that Roger Goodell should “leave or be expelled from his current position”.

Jimmy Fallon Hands Out NFL Superlatives For Packers And Seahawks

russell wilson

Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon handed out superlatives to members of the Packers and Seahawks since they were opening the NFL season on Thursday Night Football.

Our favorite superlatives were those for Russell Wilson, Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch. Russell’s is above but I highly recommend watching the clip below for the other two.