Posts Tagged ‘Ohio’
Ohio Police Pull Over Amish Buggy Equipped with a Sound System When They Spotted Beer on the Roof
Police in Ohio made an attempt to stop an Amish buggy in Mesopotamia Township on Sunday night after they observed two men drinking beers on the back of the buggy. Mesopotamia township is in Trumbull County, just east of Cleveland. When the gentlemen in the buggy saw the cops they hopped off the moving buggy…
Read MoreCop Goes Full Florida, Threatens to Kill Woman Unless She Sends Nude Pictures
Last week a police officer in Orange City, Florida was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats to a woman after he threatened to kill her unless she sent him nude photos. Terroristic threat or romantic gesture? Unfortunately, it seems like the former. Orange City police officer Joshua David Fancher, 25, was arrested at the…
Read MoreFlorida Or Ohio: Man Gets Busted For Robbery After Police Recognize ‘Redrum’ Neck Tattoo
Oh I’ve told you so, so many times that I cannot make this shit up. The rest of this story makes it a little easier to decipher between Florida or Ohio because this man ALSO has the outline of the state of Florida tattooed on his face because life choices, brah. Johnathan Hewett, 25, was…
Read MoreOhio Shoots Florida After Argument Over Which State Has Better Strip Clubs
At this point, why don’t we just refer to these mongos as their states names? You know, like if LeBron hits a game winner, we say “the Cavaliers won.” Now, we’ll just consider each of these states as bitter rivals in a sport that no one else wants to participate in. So using that logic,…
Read MoreAn Ohio Man Hated His Mugshot The Police Used, So He Sent Them A New One
Ohio has hit the ground running in 2016 with Donald A. “Chip” Pugh, 45, of Lima, Ohio doing most of the leg work. The Lima Police have an active warrant out for Chip and he is also a person of interest in several other cases the department is currently working on. The police have used…
Read MoreOhio Being Ohio Works Out For Once During Failed Robbery Attempt
A robbery in Findlay, Ohio went sideways last month when the employees decided to act like they were from Ohio and not take any of that bullshit. Seriously, though. 29-year-old Jeremy Sherbrook gave it the old college try when he tried to rob a Marathon gas station. Things seemed to be going swimmingly until an…
Read MoreDrunk Man Plays It Safe, Has 9-Year-Old Neighbor Drive Him To The Store
It’s been a while, but Ohio is making a roaring comeback into the mainstream. Straight outta Tiffin, Ohio, a drunk man needed some BBQ sauce for his chicken but was too inebriated to drive himself. So he did the next logical thing. Cory D. Mathias, 27, recruited his 9-year-old neighbor to drive his car to…
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