Morning Coffee: Rosie Jones, Sofia Vergara, Louisville Recruit Impregnates 14-year-old Cousin, Aaron Hernandez Prison Fight & Woman Gives Birth on NYC Crosswalk

Rosie Jones riding in a rally car in a bra is a fantastic way to start your day // Busted Coverage gathered over 60 of the best WAGs from MLB Spring Training // This just in, Maria Menounos has ass for days // Sofia Vergara is north of 40 and has us going from 6:00 to midnight // Melanie Collins is a great reason to watch Big Break Florida // I want to spot Leryn Franco when she lifts //

Paul Rudd joined Jimmy Fallon last night and the result was a lip sync competition // Two guys flip a Cadillac into a celebs front lawn, yell ‘You didn’t see us here’ as they fled // Kanye West was on Late Night with Seth Meyers last night // Turns out he isn’t a bad dude all the time // Lead singer of Christian heavy metal band pleads guilty to murder…can’t make this stuff up //

A Louisville football recruit was arrested for impregnating a 14-year-old…who was also his cousin…who got an abortion // ESPN’s Ron Jaworski says he wouldn’t take Johnny F*cking Football in the first three rounds // Jason Collins is on a 10-day contract with the Nets, but has the // Ohio State football recruit can ball too, laying down a disgusting posterizing dunk // Aaron Hernandez got into a prison scrap and beat the crap out of someone //

Stories from North Korea are getting worse by the day, kids buried alive // A woman gave birth on New York City crosswalk during rush hour // Japanese family visiting Utah led police on a high speed chase because they didn’t know what to do when the cops were behind them // California couple finds $10 million in gold coins in their backyard // It’s no longer a federal offense to unlock your phone…did you know it was illegal? //

Vikings season 2 promo clowns on Cleveland [Bob’s Blitz]

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0lGA2I9cr4

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