Awesomeness

ThunderTreats Invention of the Week ….THE ASS TOWEL

By Dan DiLoreto | January 26, 2009

Now for all of us who have reused a towel, we’ve pondered..”Did I just dry my face with the part of the towel that I went to town on my crack with lastnight???” This will eliminate that dilemma. The different color square is designated for your crack and ball bag so there isn’t any cross…

This Guy Shouldn't Be Allowed in Public

By Dan DiLoreto | January 25, 2009

I understand that Mosley is part of Hopkins camp, but was it really necessary for B-Hop to stand up the entire fight from the 5th row and ruin the fight for people that probably paid $10k for their seats. Rambo and the Terminator sat still for the whole fight from the front row. I guess…

The Number 14

By Dan DiLoreto | January 25, 2009

As many of you know, #14 is undoubtedly the greatest jersey number of all time. In honor of its greatness, I give you, the 14 greatest athletes to ever wear the #14. 14. A.J. Foyt – I really don’t know anything about racing cars, but apparently this guy pisses excellence. He is the only driver…

Bring Back the Bud Bowl!!

By Dan DiLoreto | January 23, 2009

With the super bowl right around the corner I couldn’t help but to find myself thinking back to my childhood and remembering all the times I watched this great game. While I was taking this trip down memory lane it made me wonder WHAT HAPPEN TO THE BUD BOWL? I can’t speak for everyone but…

So Cal, So Good…

By Dan DiLoreto | January 22, 2009

This weekend is a weekend that is well deserved. This weekend is a weekend that has been long anticipated. This weekend will be Epic. I use the term epic to start my transition into the Southern California way of life. A way of life that I will be indulging in for the next couple of…

Snake-isms (Where the hell does he come up with these phrases)

By Dan DiLoreto | January 19, 2009

Answers: Columus Edition 1.F, 2.E, 3.B, 4.G, 5.C, 6.D, 7.A. San Diego Edition 1.E, 2.A, 3.F, 4.G, 5.B, 6.D, 7.C.

NHL 93

By Dan DiLoreto | January 17, 2009

Who could forget NHL93 for Sega Genesis???  With the temperatures in San Diego dropping to an icy 55 in December I found myself spending more time indoors and less on the beach. Something drastic needed to happen and I knew just what we needed…. SEGA GENESIS I called Linda to see if she was able to…

No Class.

By Dan DiLoreto | January 17, 2009

Pete Carroll never surprises me.  There are a few things to expect during the every USC football season.  They will roll over their opponents by anywhere from 40 to 50 points, they will leave their first string in longer than anyone ever should and they will usually have one let down game.  I never really…

New Years

By Dan DiLoreto | December 31, 2008

I will make this short, as this is my first blog and i don’t really know what the fuck i’m doing. Anyway, New Years Eve. I got pretty nasty last year on New Years. I’m going to drink my face off this year, maybe even someone elses face! New Years is a time to be…

DILO VS. MAYS ROUND 1

By Dan DiLoreto | December 31, 2008

DING DING DING.  Even though Billy Mays falls near the bottom of my infamous hate list, I still have to say that he has been especially annoying as of late.  First it was Oxyclean commercials driving me insane, then it was those plug in light switches.  The name of those plug in light switches escapes me at…

i blame the bartender.

By Dan DiLoreto | December 20, 2008

Wow.  I should actually be in the shower right now, but I see this post as slightly more important.  I had a flight to Ohio today at 9:15.  Then it was changed to 11:15.  And now it is scheduled for 2:45.  Normally I would go into a rage full of swearing, but this time I…