Awesomeness

Chew rocks Listen to the Moby Dick book on tape narrated by Lou Holtz Watch Titanic in spanish Take a vacation to Siberia Go to the dentist Play hopscotch in a landmine field Go see Carrot Top’s show Pour a bucket of rattlesnakes down my pants Fight Brock Lesnar Watch women’s ice hockey Kill a…

This weekend, in San Diego, we had our second ever Wiffle Ball Homerun Derby Challenge. This was the first time we had used official Wiffle Ball equipment, so we were all a little anxious. Things started out normal that day. Snake told everyone how they would bow to him and he was the greatest thing…

Now for all of us who have reused a towel, we’ve pondered..”Did I just dry my face with the part of the towel that I went to town on my crack with lastnight???” This will eliminate that dilemma. The different color square is designated for your crack and ball bag so there isn’t any cross…

I understand that Mosley is part of Hopkins camp, but was it really necessary for B-Hop to stand up the entire fight from the 5th row and ruin the fight for people that probably paid $10k for their seats. Rambo and the Terminator sat still for the whole fight from the front row. I guess…

As many of you know, #14 is undoubtedly the greatest jersey number of all time. In honor of its greatness, I give you, the 14 greatest athletes to ever wear the #14. 14. A.J. Foyt – I really don’t know anything about racing cars, but apparently this guy pisses excellence. He is the only driver…

With the super bowl right around the corner I couldn’t help but to find myself thinking back to my childhood and remembering all the times I watched this great game. While I was taking this trip down memory lane it made me wonder WHAT HAPPEN TO THE BUD BOWL? I can’t speak for everyone but…

This weekend is a weekend that is well deserved. This weekend is a weekend that has been long anticipated. This weekend will be Epic. I use the term epic to start my transition into the Southern California way of life. A way of life that I will be indulging in for the next couple of…

Answers: Columus Edition 1.F, 2.E, 3.B, 4.G, 5.C, 6.D, 7.A. San Diego Edition 1.E, 2.A, 3.F, 4.G, 5.B, 6.D, 7.C.

Who could forget NHL93 for Sega Genesis???  With the temperatures in San Diego dropping to an icy 55 in December I found myself spending more time indoors and less on the beach. Something drastic needed to happen and I knew just what we needed…. SEGA GENESIS I called Linda to see if she was able to…

Pete Carroll never surprises me.  There are a few things to expect during the every USC football season.  They will roll over their opponents by anywhere from 40 to 50 points, they will leave their first string in longer than anyone ever should and they will usually have one let down game.  I never really…

I will make this short, as this is my first blog and i don’t really know what the fuck i’m doing. Anyway, New Years Eve. I got pretty nasty last year on New Years. I’m going to drink my face off this year, maybe even someone elses face! New Years is a time to be…

DING DING DING.  Even though Billy Mays falls near the bottom of my infamous hate list, I still have to say that he has been especially annoying as of late.  First it was Oxyclean commercials driving me insane, then it was those plug in light switches.  The name of those plug in light switches escapes me at…

Wow.  I should actually be in the shower right now, but I see this post as slightly more important.  I had a flight to Ohio today at 9:15.  Then it was changed to 11:15.  And now it is scheduled for 2:45.  Normally I would go into a rage full of swearing, but this time I…