I swear to God I’m not picking on Florida. This type of shit just happens that frequently in the Sunshine State.
Police in Lakeland, Florida arrested 23-year-old Whitney Marie Beall after receiving numerous 911 calls from people who were watching her live stream herself on the app Periscope. During her broadcast she admitted that she was lost and “f*cking drunk.” Also, she believed she was riding on a flat tire.
Beall told her viewers she was “drunk,” “f—ing drunk,” said she had a flat tire, and also said she didn’t know where she was.
“I really hope I don’t get a DUI,” she says seconds before she hits a sign in the median, which was also caught on video.
“I’m really drunk, and I’m drunk on I-4,” she says, even though she was not on Interstate 4.
Police finally caught up to Beall’s Toyota Corolla after using the app themselves to track her. When they initiated the traffic stop, Beall’s car struck the curb.
She was released on Saturday and her attorney has since entered a not-guilty plea.
Floridians gonna Florida.