Bartolo Colon is a bit of a journeyman in the MLB. He’s been around a season or two. The apparently ageless Colon — at a chipper 42-years-old — still hasn’t quite figured out how to walk on cement in his cleats. Give him a break, it’s only his 18th year in the league.
That’s right, Bartolo Colon’s career is old enough to buy tobacco and porn. It can even gamble in Canada.