Humor

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Il dead at 69, will always be remembered for his role in Team America: World Police

By Dan DiLoreto | December 19, 2011

The North Korean dictator and lover of nuclear weapons finally kicked the bucket on Monday after suffering a heart attack on a train.  His successor will be his son, Kim Jong-Un, and I think it’s safe to say he will be a douche bag as well.  In fact, many predict that he will make some…

[VIDEO] Siri Argument

By Dan DiLoreto | November 30, 2011

The new iPhone 4S comes with Siri, the automated assistant for your phone.  College Humor had some fun with the notion of getting into a fight using only Siri.  Hilarious.  Oh it’s definitely NSFW. See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.

Picture of the girl with the poop tattoo has been around for years

By Dan DiLoreto | November 30, 2011

A lot of people in the last few days have been taking the story of the girl from Dayton, Ohio with the poop tattoo and running with it.  According to reports, she had signed a waiver, got drunk and let her boyfriend tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back.  Well, she cheated on her…

36 Thing We Are NOT Thankful for this Thanksgiving

By Dan DiLoreto | November 23, 2011

It’s that time of year again.  Time to see all those faces you intentionally avoided for the 11 and half months since Christmas.  Thanksgiving is a time of year to be with family and reflect on what you are thankful for.  Since most of our families often shake their heads at us with disapproving grins…

It's that time of year again! The Night Before Thanksgiving Bingo Card

By Dan DiLoreto | November 23, 2011

Its the biggest bar night of the year and some of us might run into people we absolutely can’t stand.  I mean, there is a reason we haven’t seen these people since last Thanksgiving, right?  To make it a little easier on all of us, we have created a Thanksgiving Bingo Card for you to…

[VIDEO] South Park takes on the Penn State child sex-scandal

By Dan DiLoreto | November 17, 2011

South Park held true to its values last night and confronted the biggest story in America with no regard for the victims or persons involved.  Most fans of the show just laugh this off and let it roll off their shoulders with no lingering anger.  I know what Matt Stone and Trey Parker do and…

The 11 Biggest A-holes in movies for 11/11/11

By Dan DiLoreto | November 11, 2011

It’s 11/11/11 and in sticking with the numerical theme, we decided to put together a nice list.  We know there are way more than 11 assholes from motion pictures and we encourage you to tell us who we missed in the comment section.  We don’t read that anyway.  Anyways, below you will find the characters,…

It didn't take long for a Justin Bieber parody song

By Dan DiLoreto | November 2, 2011

As I am sure most of you know, a groupie has made a claim that Justin Bieber is the father of her 3 month old baby.  She claims they hooked up after a show at the Staples Center, when the Biebs didn’t wrap it up.  For more of the details, which are hilarious by the…

Ohio family says ghosts are getting busy in their home

By Dan DiLoreto | November 2, 2011

I couldn’t make that title up if I tried. In Euclid, Ohio, Dianne Carlisle, her daughter and her granddaughter have been getting a free show.  Unfortunately, it isn’t a show many are interested in.  According to Carlisle, there are ghosts in her house and they are having sex. “It look like, like ghosts having sex…

Animal phobias are common, except in Marvin's case

By Dan DiLoreto | October 21, 2011

Don’t bring a puppy to a fist fight with Marvin…seriously. I know animal phobias are common and this really shouldn’t be under the label “Humor” but if Marvin wasn’t so damn big and scary, I don’t think this would be funny.  Marvin is a big dude with tattoos that cover his body, including his face. …

Lions, Tiger and Bears taking over an Ohio town

By Dan DiLoreto | October 19, 2011

Things are getting wild in Zanesville, Ohio… Over 4 dozen wild animals have escaped from a preserve and have been running rampant throughout the city, forcing people to stay indoors and schools to cancel classes.  Official word has not come as to what animals escaped but the preserve housed lions, tigers, bears, cheetahs, wolves, giraffes,…

Teams in Need of Uniform, Logo and/or Name Changes

By Dan DiLoreto | September 23, 2011

Changes to team uniforms in sports have become serious news stories in recent weeks.  From Maryland’s state flag themed home unis vs Miami to Nike’s new wave of Pro Combat unis (which are starting to get weirder and weirder from some schools, see Georgia and Ohio State) and the recent leak of a possible new…

The 100 greatest "Shut ups" in film

By Dan DiLoreto | September 15, 2011

If you have an extra 9:14 today, I highly suggest watching the video below.  These guys have also done the 50 Trippiest Drug Hallucinations in Films and the 25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film and now they are back with this beautiful mashup.  My favorite on the whole video would have to be clip from…

Cop busted for having sex on the hood of a car…in uniform

By Dan DiLoreto | September 2, 2011

He didn’t even take off his belt! KOB Eyewitness News 4 in New Mexico has obtained surveillance pictures of a State Police officer having sex on the hood of a car while on duty and in uniform.  To make matters worse, he crushed during daylight hours.  The best part of the whole situation is that…

Craigslist ad for the 'Best Roomate Ever' definitely makes a strong case

By Dan DiLoreto | August 25, 2011

Sometimes when you have a bad day all it takes is one thing to make you laugh that will turn it around.  I got that in the form of this Craigslist ad this afternoon.  What we have here is a 25 year old young professional who is relocating to Boston for work and needs a…