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Did you get your ticket for Slutfest?

By Dan DiLoreto | August 25, 2011

You get your ticket yet?

Tennessee > Alabama

By Dan DiLoreto | August 17, 2011

In regards to the most recent YouTube videos I have seen from both Universities, Alabama loses horribly.  I almost feel bad for these girls.  I love me some southern girls but c’mon, you’re better than that.  Swiperboy wins for two reasons. 1.) He is rapping about a white dork of a coach. 2.) He uses…

The Top 10 moments in Jersey Shore history

By Dan DiLoreto | August 4, 2011

Since the guido’s and guidette’s are coming back to MTV tonight with the premier of The Jersey Shore season 4 from Italy.  I have only seen the last season of Jersey Shore and I must admit, everyone was right.  It is like a car wreck that you can’t stop looking at.  I am such a…

You can get arrested for that!?!

By Dan DiLoreto | August 2, 2011

This may be the first I have ever heard of someone getting arrested for having an overabundance of women at his service… [youtube id=daRG2leUjQQ ] Ohhh wait a minute, were they talking about cats? h/t: BroBible

Justin Bieber could star in 'Just One of the Guys' reboot

By Dan DiLoreto | July 21, 2011

Looks-wise, yes he could.  Although the epic moment when Terry rips open her shirt to expose herself as a woman might be all but lost when the Bieb’s does it.  I saw JB on some awards show and with this short hair the very first thought that popped into my mind was Joyce Hyser’s character…

Justin Timberlake might have been the most entertaining part of the All Star Game

By Dan DiLoreto | July 13, 2011

One of the best highlights I have seen from the All Star game last night was Mark Grace’s interview with Justin Timberlake.  JT was either drunk or just being f’in hilarious, either way his answers were more enjoyable than the actual game. He started the interview off by complimenting Joe Buck’s announcing skills repeatedly.  Almost…

Justin Timberlake to present the Capital One Cup at 2011 ESPYs

By Dan DiLoreto | July 8, 2011

Justin Timberlake has dropped a new promo for this years ESPYs where he will be presenting the Capital One Cup.  The Cup honors the best Division I men’s and women’s athletic programs.  As we have seen on Saturday Night Live, Justin Timberlake has shown he has the comedy chops and he does not let us…

Hitler reacts to Lollapalooza's Friday Schedule

By Dan DiLoreto | June 30, 2011

Hitler wants to see both Muse and Coldplay at this year’s Lollapalooza in Chicago but when he finds out the bands are playing at the same time on opposite stages, he flips out.  Personally, I’m more mad about Pretty Lights and Eminem at the same time, but this is funny none the less. [youtube id=CU0v6U_ap7g…

Joe Biden snoozes during Obama's speech

By Dan DiLoreto | April 14, 2011

Let me start off by saying that I would have probably dosed off a little bit during this speech too.  At the same time, though, you did not elect me to Vice President of the United States of America. This man is next in line to run our country. Is anyone else scared? 

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

By Dan DiLoreto | March 10, 2011

Today is the day, 71 years ago, that the earth wept and sun blinked when the little baby Chuck Norris was brought into this world.  I doubt it was a conventional birth but rather something like a supernova in space occured and baby Chuck Norris was shot to Earth.  I imagine that Baby Chuck arrived…

Winning – a song by Charlie Sheen

By Dan DiLoreto | March 8, 2011

The Gregory Brothers are back and once again have delivered an awesome song.  We all knew that it wouldn’t be long before we heard from Autotune the News and the wait was worth it.  Below is there song made up of interview clips from the Charlie Sheen media circus that was last week.

Is your car missing something? How about a mustache?

By Dan DiLoreto | March 4, 2011

Like it or not, mustaches are a thing of beauty. Now a days though there are only 4 logical explanations for growing a mustache. 1.) You’re over 40 and you look normal with one. 2.) You lost a bet. 3.) You are creepy by nature and, therefore, need a mustache. 4.) It’s Movember.

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's 'bi-winning'

By Dan DiLoreto | February 28, 2011

This morning on my way out the door, I caught the opening of an interview Charlie Sheen was doing with Good Morning America. I was furious that I had to go to work and miss the show. So I hit the record button and headed out. When I got to work, I decided to see…

Over 200 birds found dead in South Dakota, US Government claims responsibility

By Dan DiLoreto | January 20, 2011

Another report of mass animal death has surfaced, this time in Yankton, South Dakota, where more than 200 Starling birds were found dead. Fortunately in this situation, there is a logical explanation for the deaths of these birds…The government did it. This is one of those situations where you go “Ohhhh, oka—wait—what?”.

Ohio judge orders defendant cannot return until his mouth is taped shut

By Dan DiLoreto | January 14, 2011

Youngstown, Ohio Judge Elizabeth Kobly wasn’t in the mood to take any shit last week.  Duniek Christian found that out the hard way. Christian was appearing before the judge for obstructing justice and a traffic offense and was a little upset that he was getting a bench trial instead of a jury trial.  So much…