Humor

Anthony Jeselnik: The ‘Thoughts And Prayers’ Expression On Social Media Is Worth ‘F–king Nothing’

By Dan DiLoreto | December 4, 2015

Anthony Jeselnik is an often found to be offensive by a lot of people. His brand of comedy is basically one liners delivered in a way as to shock you and illicit laughter because you cannot believe what you just heard. Here, though, Jeselnik explains why he makes jokes on Twitter the day of a…

This Song Perfectly Explains What Happens When You Eat Too Much At Thanksgiving

By Dan DiLoreto | December 1, 2015

I do it every single Thanksgiving. I eat so much food I have to spend 30 minutes laying on my back in the living room, moaning uncontrollably. I also never have dessert because, to me, that means I cheated on my entree. Think about it. This jam, from HuffPo, is a hilariously funny-because-it’s-true tale of…

VIDEO: How To Talk To Your Kids About The SEC Myth

By Dan DiLoreto | November 30, 2015

How this tutorial on how to talk to your kids about the SEC has slipped past most of us for the better part of four weeks is beyond me. Thanks to The Big Lead’s Roundup this morning, we are no longer in the dark. This video was made by IowaFilmmakers and it does a beautiful…

The Annual Thunder Treats Night Before Thanksgiving Bingo Game

By Dan DiLoreto | November 25, 2015

Can you believe it’s already time to see all of those people you would rather not talk to again? It’s time to head to your local watering hole, only to find that it’s overcrowded and has been taken over by people who are in town for the holiday. Not to mention said people can’t wait…

Giada De Laurentiis Presents The Perfect Way To Drown Out Your Family On Thanksgiving

By Dan DiLoreto | November 24, 2015

Many people — not me — have a problem sitting around their families one time a year for a meal. Maybe it’s just become a funny stereotype that people can latch on to, but whatever the case, it has made for some funny videos this holiday season. First we were treated to Adele saving Thanksgiving…

Woman Crashes Into Shed, “I Can’t Get Another DUI, I’ve Already Had One Today”

By Dan DiLoreto | November 19, 2015

How many of you screamed “Ohio” or “Florida” when you read that title? Unfortunately, you are both wrong. Actually, there should always be a winner, so we’ll assume that 43-year-old Michele Leonard of Somerset, Pennsylvania has found her way to Ohio a time or two. So if you said, Ohio, you win. Leonard was arrested…

Kids Using A Walkman For The First Time Is Either Hilarious Or Sad

By Dan DiLoreto | November 18, 2015

Walkmans weren’t exactly the most modern technology on Earth. Well. Perhaps at one time they were. I don’t know. Maybe I said that wrong. How about this…Walkmans weren’t exactly the most sophisticated technology on Earth. Right? All you did was slide the cassette tape in, close her up, press play and rock out. Well, since it’s been…

This 6-Year-Old Dropped The Mic On His Math Test

By Dan DiLoreto | November 10, 2015

More and more these days, kids are being asked to do some ridiculous things at school. In the U.S., the standardized testing is reaching unnecessary levels. An example can be seen below where they give the following math problem and ask not only for an answer, but to show the work that got them their…

Bad Lip Reading Of The First Republican Debate Might Be Their Best Stuff Yet

By Dan DiLoreto | October 30, 2015

The people behind “Bad Lip Reading” on YouTube have been killing us for years. They do all types of shows and sporting events, but until now, their NFL Bad Lip Reading videos had been their bread and butter. Now, they have decided to tackle the Republican Debate and they absolutely killed it again. Enjoy. The…

Weird Al Yankovic Gives Us ‘Every Press Conference Ever’ And It’s Insanely Accurate

By Dan DiLoreto | October 29, 2015

Weird Al Yankovic has been firing on all cylinders lately. From his unboxing video of his Grammy Award to his newly released “Every Press Conference Ever,” he really can do no wrong. In his latest video, Yankovic plays the part of every coach, of any sport, to ever give a press conference. Along side him…

Modern Day Aladdin Murderballed Halloween, We Can All Forget About Dressing Up

By Dan DiLoreto | October 28, 2015

Mo Khan dressed up like Aladdin and hopped on his IO Hawk mobility device. However, he took it one step further. Since Halloween is coming up, Khan figured he should take his costume a step further and add a magic carpet. The result? We’re dead. https://vine.co/v/eYrl3nI5UZT

Maybe You Shouldn’t Be Wearing A Halloween Costume To Work This Year

By Dan DiLoreto | October 27, 2015

Because in this day and age, I am sure there is a young professional who will opt to wear a Halloween costume to work this year. Then, when HR tells them they can’t do that, they will sue. It will get picked up on all the major news outlets. It will somehow become about a…

A Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shot Their Owner While Hunting Because Thug Life

By Dan DiLoreto | October 26, 2015

There are certain times in your life when you realize that maybe you shouldn’t be doing something. Like if your about to jaywalk and all of the sudden a bus flies by and buzzes you. Maybe you ought to wait for the signal, right? The signs in life are all around us, it’s just reading…

‘TALONS OF JUSTICE!’: Texas Defense Attorney Has Jaw Dropping Commercials That Feature America & Wheelies

By Dan DiLoreto | October 23, 2015

Fort Worth, Texas can rest easy tonight knowing that Brian Wilson, a.k.a. The Texas Law Hawk, has got their back. Wilson, a Texas A&M graduate and summa cum laude graduate of Texas Tech University School of Law, was voted the number one defense lawyer in Fort Worth in 2014. Without looking at his court records,…

Man Steals Ex-Girlfriend’s Car, Sets House On Fire, Dances, And Isn’t Even From Ohio Or Florida

By Dan DiLoreto | October 22, 2015

You know that scene in Step Brothers, where Brennan and Dale are sitting on the couch after their epic front yard melee that included one using a bicycle as a weapon because he thought the other was going to rape him? I picture Ohio and Florida sitting on a couch right now, just like Brennan…