I Can’t Stop Laughing At Bartolo Colon Falling Down

By Dan DiLoreto | October 20, 2015

Bartolo Colon is a bit of a journeyman in the MLB. He’s been around a season or two. The apparently ageless Colon — at a chipper 42-years-old — still hasn’t quite figured out how to walk on cement in his cleats. Give him a break, it’s only his 18th year in the league. That’s right,…

The Indianapolis Colts’ Fake Punt As A Tecmo Bowl Play Is Everything

By Dan DiLoreto | October 19, 2015

The Indianapolis Colts put on a free clinic on how not to run a fake punt, not only in the NFL, but in any game of football. Ever. Including the fantastic and nostalgic Tecmo Bowl from Nintendo. h/t @gangelooo

VIDEO: ‘Things Big Ten Fans Say’ Is Insanely Accurate

By Dan DiLoreto | October 17, 2015

I am a die hard fan of THE Ohio State University and I am the first to admit that Big Ten fans can be passionate and defensive. But really, if you think about SEC homers and PAC-12 truthers, we’re all doing the same thing. Defending our teams, the conferences they play in, and the schedules…

Weird Al Yankovic Unboxing His Grammy Award Is One Of His Best Parodies Ever

By Dan DiLoreto | October 15, 2015

Weird Al Yankovic won The Grammy Award for The Best Comedy Album at this year’s Grammy Awards. Since there are parties to go to an elbows to rub, recipients are not given the actual award at the ceremony, but are mailed their custom, individually numbered award a few months later. When Yankovic recieved his award,…

Florida Woman Live Streams Herself While Drunk Driving And I Give Up On Florida

By Dan DiLoreto | October 13, 2015

I swear to God I’m not picking on Florida. This type of shit just happens that frequently in the Sunshine State. Police in Lakeland, Florida arrested 23-year-old Whitney Marie Beall after receiving numerous 911 calls from people who were watching her live stream herself on the app Periscope. During her broadcast she admitted that she…

Homeless Man Uses Human Skull He Found As A Puppet Because Florida Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop

By Dan DiLoreto | October 9, 2015

It has been one helluva a week for those in Florida. They have completely left Ohio in the dust. All the Buckeye State could muster was one guy who called the cops on himself for being too high. Ohio better step its game up if it wants to play in the bigs with Florida. Our…

Florida Woman Mistakes Super Glue For Eye Drops, Makes The Internet Cringe

By Dan DiLoreto | October 9, 2015

Katherine Gaydos has single-handedly put Florida back in front of Ohio in the seemingly never-ending “dumbest citizens” race. Poor Katherine got something in her eye while she was outside. She quickly asked someone to get her eye drops from her purse. That person, who I can only assume to be a complete dipshit, instead grabbed…

‘Netflix And Chill’ Condoms Are Here For Your Date Night Needs

By Dan DiLoreto | October 8, 2015

More and more, you are seeing the term “Netflix and chill” thrown around. It’s a term to explain the process of getting a person you are interested in over to your house and on your couch. You get them under the covers and pick one of the many, many titles that Netflix has available for…

Tony The Tiger Appears To Be Moonlighting As A Pimp, Still Slinging Cereal Though

By Dan DiLoreto | October 8, 2015

Tony The Tiger — and of course the masterminds behind — have created a new “commercial” for the delicious breakfast cereal. But instead of seeing a young child and his dad having a catch or some sappy shit like that, they have decided to give real world experiences a shot. And what’s more real…

911 Audio From Ohio Man That Called Because He Was ‘Too High’

By Dan DiLoreto | October 7, 2015

Because we couldn’t just let Florida stay in the lead. A man from Austintown, Ohio called the local authorities via the 911 emergency phone number to report himself. He claimed that he was “too high” and he couldn’t feel anything. He told the dispatcher that he had smoked weed when she asked what he had…

Flood Victim Grabs Totino’s Pizza And Her Dog, Other Belongings ‘Not Worth It’

By Dan DiLoreto | October 5, 2015

The footage of the flooding in South Carolina and the surrounding areas looks pretty damn terrifying. I’m not sure what I would do in a situation where my house was filling up with water. I know that I would grab my dog. Beyond that, I really can’t say for sure. However, I have to think…

I Don’t Care How Old This ‘Midget Bar Fight’ Video Is, It’s Hilarious

By Dan DiLoreto | October 2, 2015

I like to think I stay up-to-date on most of the happenings on the internet on any given, but somehow this gem of a video from 2012 slipped right past me. Actually, judging by the fact that it has less than 800,000 views, I’d say it slipped past most of you. Well, thankfully, @RealMrHawkins has…

Bad NFL Lip Reading Is Back With “NFL 2015”

By Dan DiLoreto | January 22, 2015

FINALLY! Bad NFL Lip Reading is back with their “NFL 2015” edition and it is glorious. I’m not going to write anything else as all you should do is watch. Check out the 2014 edition here and the original 2013 edition that started it all here.

Some Of The Best Memes From NFL Championship Sunday

By Tony DiNunzio | January 19, 2015

Watching an NFL game on your couch and following along on Twitter has almost become the must way to enjoy NFL games.  In real time you can flip through your phone and see real time updates and thoughts from your favorite NFL personalities.  But the best part of following a game on Twitter might just…

‘Read A F—ing Book’ Street Sign Is The Best Hacker Work Ever

By Dan DiLoreto | January 12, 2015

A downtown Los Angeles LED road construction sign was likely hacked, according to the company that owns it. Traffic Management Incorporated said that whomever was responsible for changing the message on the sign would have had to physically break into the electronics box on the sign. Although they did acknowledge the sign may be wi-fi…