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Thunder Treats NFL All Firearm Team

By Dan DiLoreto | June 27, 2013

Since 2000, the NFL has had its fair share of problems with their athletes.  A good percentage of the cases are DUI’s or drug related but some of them are special.  And by special, I mean firearm offenses.  Actually, while researching this, it seems as though if the NFL banned nightclubs or strip clubs, total incidents would be reduced…

21 Awesome Tweets About The Outfit Justin Bieber Wore to Game 7

By Dan DiLoreto | June 4, 2013

So yes.  This actually happened last night.  Justin Bieber attempted to pull off the Vanilla Ice meets Bobby Brown meets Kris Kross meets idiot while sitting court side during game seven of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers.  I was not watching the game, but instead got an influx of…

Mike Polk Jr. is Back as ‘The Cleveland Browns Time Travel Draft Advisor’

By Dan DiLoreto | April 26, 2013

Mike Polk Jr. is known for his numerous Cleveland videos on YouTube.  From his Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Videos and to his, perhaps the most popular, The Factory of Sadness video about the Cleveland Browns, Mike Polk Jr. is usually the first one to have fun at Cleveland’s expense. Well now he is back as “The…

Everyone is Shipping Their Pants at Kmart

By Dan DiLoreto | April 23, 2013

Some people probably wouldn’t know what you are talking about when you refer to Kmart.  Some might remember the stellar snack bar from back in the day.  Others might remember the famous Blue Light Specials they would have.  However you remember Kmart, or even if you don’t all, you will love this commercial. Kmart is getting…

The League’s Jon Lajoie Released a New Music Video ‘Started As a Baby’

By Dan DiLoreto | April 23, 2013

Jon Lajoie playing Taco on FX’s The League is one of the reasons you should be watching the show if you aren’t already.  While you are queuing up your Netflix for the first season of The League, have a listen to the new song, Started As a Baby, from Lajoie.  Known for his hilarious songs like The…

Kate Mara vs. Rooney Mara: The Biggest Debate of the Year, Probably

By Dan DiLoreto | April 18, 2013

Be honest, put your hand up if you laughed out loud at the thought of Kate Mara vs. Rooney Mara even being a debate? Next, put your other hand up if you cringe when you think of Rooney Mara in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  Now that you have both of your hands up, I can…

Guy Fieri Got Dubbed, A Better “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” Has Been Created

By Dan DiLoreto | April 15, 2013

Guy Fieri is both loved and hated.  It just depends who you are.  If you are an avid fan of his show “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”, then you probably tend to fall into the category who enjoys Guy Fieri.  However, if you work at the New York Times, have taste buds or have the ability…

The Most Amazing Craigslist Car Ad Ever

By Dan DiLoreto | March 27, 2013

“Honest” Nate Walsh might be the most clever used car salesman ever and from what I can tell, his inventory is one.  We are used to seeing ads on Craigslist giving away a persons fandom or people cleverly looking for a new roommate, but this is the first time I have seen a car listed…

Ohio Prosecutor Seeking the Death Penalty for Punxsutawney Phil

By Dan DiLoreto | March 22, 2013

You read that correctly.  I’m sure the next question in your mind is “Florida or Ohio?” because all of the craziest shit happens in those two destinations.  Well it is true, Ohio prosecutor Michael Gmoser is seeking the dealth penalty for the furry forecaster because of his inaccurate forecasting.  You will remember that back in February, Punxsutawney…

The Same Week These Kids Order $250 Worth of McDonald’s Fries a Heinz Ketchup Truck Dumps All 57 Varieties on the Highway

By Dan DiLoreto | March 1, 2013

What are the odds? It’s just too bad that this couldn’t have happened in the same location. The McDonald’s picture is either from Japan or Korea where they are offering their large fries for what equates to about $1.63.  So naturally, the bat shit crazy brainiacs over there decided to H.A.M. on the fry offering and…

Coming this Summer: Zero Dark Fiddy

By Dan DiLoreto | February 26, 2013

Late show parodies have become more and more common over the years and most of the time you can thank either Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel for the laughs.  Today, we nod to Jimmy Kimmel for providing us with the trailer from the upcoming Zero Dark Fiddy.  It gives us preview of the movie showing…

The Harlem Shake is Over and the Internet has Moved on to ‘Gallon Smashing’

By Dan DiLoreto | February 22, 2013

I thought the Harlem Shake fad was hilarious. In fact, I am still finding new videos that give me a laugh. Unfortunately, it has been played out. Usually, once The Today Show gets ahold of something, they kill it rather quickly. With the Harlem Shake on its way out of YouTube lore, we have room…

Ohio University Starts #FugitiveFest After Campus Shutdown Due to Armed Robber Because What Else Would OU Do?

By Dan DiLoreto | January 31, 2013

Yesterday was a crazy day in Athens, Ohio on the campus of Ohio University.  Word came early via text that an armed robber, allegedly carrying a semi-automatic handgun, was on loose after robbing a woman in an apartment building parking lot and heading towards campus.  Said robber only made off with $5…not a typo…and by 11:37am the Athens Police Department was…

The Lonely Island – YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)

By Dan DiLoreto | January 28, 2013

The Lonely Island has a way of making fun of pop culture while acting completely serious and they don’t disappoint with their newest song, YOLO.  Perhaps one of the most annoying sayings of 2012, the acronym for “You Only Live Once” is taken in a completely different direction that Drake and Lil Wayne had intended…

SNL Has Manti Te’o, Lance Armstrong on Piers Morgan Tonight

By Dan DiLoreto | January 21, 2013

Saturday Night Live put their spin on the Lance Armstrong and Manti Te’o sagas last weekend.  Their two storylines that have captivated America, and the World, for weeks now.  Te’o claiming he was duped in an online hoax where he believed to be in a relationship with a girl who did not exist and Armstrong going on OWN to…