Women

Hump Day Hottie: Bryana Holly

By Dan DiLoreto | September 17, 2014

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Bryana Holly who seems to have been made to do two things on this earth. 1.) Wear the smallest amount of clothes possible 2.) Melt computer screens And let me tell you, she is excelling at both.

Hump Day Hottie: Kimberley Garner

By Dan DiLoreto | September 10, 2014

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Kimberley Garner from the UK. If it looks like she was made for the bikini, you got it partially right. Not only was she built to wear a bikini 24/7, she also makes the bikinis! Talk about a smart and savvy business woman. I imagine you can save a…

Kim Kardashian British GQ ‘Woman Of The Year’ For Getting Pregnant And Marrying A Rapper

By Dan DiLoreto | September 4, 2014

British GQ is really reaching on this one. To make Kim Kardashian West their “Woman of the Year”, I have to believe that every other woman in the world is dead. I know that’s not true, so I’ll assume page views/magazine buys was behind this. I’m writing about it, so maybe they’re on to something?…

Hump Day Hottie: Bianca Gascoigne

By Dan DiLoreto | September 3, 2014

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is UK party girl Bianca Gascoigne. From a quick search on Google, you can see that she used tostill does party like a rock star…or that she is the daughter of a famous footballer known simply as Gazza. I found this video from when she went on the X-Factor to…

Watch The SI Swim Models Dance To Lee Brice’s ‘Girls In Bikinis’

By Dan DiLoreto | September 3, 2014

This year’s Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition was full of fantastic babes. None better than three of my favorites that graced the cover in Lily Aldridge, Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen. Well now you can see those three, plus a haul of the other babes, “dancing” to country star Lee Brice’s hit single “Girls In…

Hump Day Hottie: Ashley Sky

By Dan DiLoreto | August 27, 2014

I think at this point, I won’t be looking anywhere else for Hump Day Hottie’s other than Instagram. If you’re wondering why, look no further than the account of Ashley Sky. This model/professional smoke show seems to have a bum that was made for the bikini. She also is a pro at making sand on…

Hump Day Hottie: Lindsay Higgins

By Dan DiLoreto | August 20, 2014

This week’s Hump Day Hottie was brought to our attention by the fine folks over at Heavy.com. Lindsay Higgins is, or was, or still might be, the girl friend of Ben Scott. Ben Scott was a contestant on Bachelor in Paradise. According to Wet Paint, he may have been given the boot from the show…

Hump Day Hottie: Daphne Joy

By Dan DiLoreto | August 13, 2014

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is model/professional smoke show Daphne Joy. She is of Phillippino and Puerto Rican descent and is a hazard to melt your computer screen. She has graced the pages of GQ Mag, among others, and has been seen in multiple music videos, including Ne-Yo’s Miss Independent. In addition to all of…

Hump Day Hottie: Rayla Jacunda

By Dan DiLoreto | August 6, 2014

I apologize for the absence of posts for you all to enjoy this week, but after my weekend in Chicago for Lollapalooza I am now in Clearwater, Florida and about to go to the beach. But I love you guys, so I decided to post a Hump Day Hottie to help all you office dwellers…

Hump Day Hottie: Demi Rose Mawby

By Dan DiLoreto | July 30, 2014

A while back, Demi Rose Mawby was “found” by The Chive. Since then, she has gone on to take the most selfie’s on the internet. Ever. Probably. This 24 year old smoke pot was signed by Girl Management UK and I personally trust everything they do. According to Lionsdenu.com, she is of Spanish, Polish and…

Hump Day Hottie: Jordan Carver

By Dan DiLoreto | July 23, 2014

This week’s Hump Day Hottie is Jordan Carver and God bless this young woman because I am sure she tips over a lot. Jordan is a glamour model from the UK who has been seen in the pages of one of our favorite publications, ZOO Magazine¬†(NSFW-ish). Born in Germany with Italian decent, Jordan has been…

Hump Day Hottie: Helen Owen

By Dan DiLoreto | July 16, 2014

You’re gonna love this week’s Hump Day Hottie. Helen Owen is a smoke show from NorCal who is in college and wears the absolute shit out of a bikini. I think. At least that’s what I got from her Twitter and Instagram accounts. The former has recently crossed the 150,000 follower mark proving to us…

Hump Day Hottie: Erika Medina

By Dan DiLoreto | July 9, 2014

Model/actress Erika Medina is this week’s Hump Day Hottie! I gave it the ol’ exclamation point because of where I recognize Erika from…How I Met Your Mother! If you don’t think that was one of the best shows on TV in the last 15 years then…well…you’re wrong. She was a “Wooo Girl” in an episode…

Hump Day Hottie: Jale Berahimi

By Dan DiLoreto | July 2, 2014

The U.S. Men’s National Team fell to Belgium on Tuesday night after two frames of extra time. It was a thrilling game to watch and everyone but Ann Coulter is sad that it is over. In keeping with the World Cup theme, I figured now is as good of time as any to introduce you…

Hump Day Hottie: Madison Murray

By Dan DiLoreto | June 25, 2014

This week’s mid week special is the smoke show that was with the Biebs back when he got popped for a DUI in Miami. Whether or not he actually got charged, or what actually happened with all of that, I don’t know. I also don’t care. I’m not here to talk about Justin Bieber. I’m…