When I first started this column, I thought the title was funny. Now, after a few weeks, I think the title is still funny but it’s funny because it’s true. I’m completely out of touch. I proclaimed last week that I was done messing around and that I was going to try from now on.…

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Here’s some cool things: I haven’t picked below .500 yet. I called my 6-6 week last week. So I’m basically a genius psychic. This week, I’m calling for a 9-3 week. I am actually going to try. By “try” I mean not pick Jameis Winston or the Dolphins ever again. Overall, I’m 20-16 and I…

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Welcome back, Sports Fans! I’m here again to give you some of the most mediocre picks for the NFL week 9 that the internet has ever seen! Combined so far this season, I am 14-12. I didn’t start picking until week 7, so cut me some slack. I am still above the .500 mark and…

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I call them completely out of touch NFL picks because I don’t do research, I don’t check injury reports I don’t check stats, and sometimes I just make up some stats of my own. Last week, I went 7-6 with a couple of impressive picks. I could have easily been 9-4, but whatever. This week,…

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Heyyoo. It’s Friday, so that means it’s time to hit you all with some serious NFL knowledge. I’m joking, of course. I can’t even tell you what teams are in what divisions. Like, for real. It’s a problem I’ve always had. Anyway, without reading an ounce of any scouting report and going by just what…

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According to TMZ Sports, former Cleveland Browns wide receiver/legend Eric Metcalf has come out and said that the team needs to part ways with Johnny Manziel. Clearly, the latest incident involving Manziel and his girlfriend Colleen Crowley has irked Metcalf. “I don’t think he should be with the Browns, just because of all the things…

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